Tommy Wiseau

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"Oh, hai Chewiki!" - Tommy upon the discovery of his website.

Tommy Wiseau is an actor of the greatest kind around these parts. It's something that once you discover it, you can not only be enlightened, but you can also never espace from it. His main flick that's associated with him is The Room.

How Come No One's Heard of Him Until Now?

Well, he was a poor New Orleans man with a French attitude. However, you probably never heard of him because of the obscurity The Room held at the time. After all, he only did one other film before he tried again with "The House That Drips Blood On Alex". Of course, he gained some extra popularity when The Room not only aired on Adult Swim for 2009 and even 2010, but he also appeared on Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job! But he truly wasn't discovered until, you guessed it, the Nostalgia Critic traveled back to the future just to review this film, which wasn't the Critic even thought of in the first place. Basically, the Critic was so amazed at this film that he gave his viewers the recommondation of viewing this film for yourself. Sadly, for some strange reason, some jackass named "John from The Room film dot com" decided to remove his review from his own website (along with Obscurous Lupa, but no one cares about her). Thankfully, YouTube decided to leave his review up there in peace. Think about that for a moment. Anyway, the point remains in that Tim & Eric and/or the Nostalgia Critic were probably the reasons why you even clicked here on the first place. Good for you, but it's a funny story for us.

Quotes

• "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!!"
• "Funny, funny man. So funny I forgot to laugh at you."
• "What a story, Mark!"
• "WHY LISA, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!"
• "Oh, hai Mark!"
• "Hai Doggie!"
• "I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her, I did naht!"
• "I'm fed up with this world!"
• "You're just a chicken. Cheep, cheep, cheep-cheep-cheep!"
• "Don't touch me mothafacku, get out!"

Trivia

• His favorite sport is American Football, followed by basketball.
• He doesn't drink. I mean, he might whail on his bitches like they were banshees, but he never drinks!
• Some people believe that Tommy's really an alien in disguise! If that's true, then he really hides it well.
• He sometimes hosts his own show called "The Tommy Wiseau Show". Although, he sometimes calls it his "Tommy Wishow".
• He's fed up with this world!"

"What a story, Chewiki!" - Tommy Wiseau after seeing his article.