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SpongeBob SquarePants (character)

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SpongeBob (B. 1986) is the main character of his self-titled cartoon show. He is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. His pants are square!

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SpongeBob shows us the tragic side effects of Magic Drugs.
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Life As A Hero

  • He's gone on a quest to become The Overture, which he ended up succeeding. He eventually lost the title to Super Macho Man.
  • He once saved Bikini Bottom by being a God at Guitar Hero.

Likes

Quotes

  • "It's big, scary, and pink!"
  • "And you split your sofa in half, it'll be really easy to move now!"
  • "I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!"
  • "I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt."
  • "Stare at Patrick!"
  • "There's no shower at work!"
  • "See you're on top this time."
  • "All alone with Mermaid Man's belt."
  • "I'm a dirty boy!"
  • "It popped..."
  • "The sky had a baby from my cereal box!"
  • "Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
  • "We've been speckledorfed!"
  • "We've been Ganondorfed!"
  • "It's normal sized and fully functional!"
  • "Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?"
  • "Look at me, Gary! I'm... NAKEEEDD!"
  • "That didn't help at all!"
  • "I expanded a bit."
  • "Now eat it, swallow it and choke it down."
  • "C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! It'll help if you just sing along!"

Trivia

  • Flunked out of high school, which is why he works at a fast food restaurant.
  • Used to live on welfare before he got a job at the Krusty Krab.
  • Also fails in Driving School regularly.
  • His IQ is an imaginary number.
  • In the decade that he has worked at the Krusty Krab, he has never had a promotion. Sad... isn't it?
  • Is married to Mermaid Man.
  • Reproduces by budding.
  • Once made a sweater for Squidward made of his eyelashes. When that failed, he made another made of tears.
  • He is so weak that he once had to have someone else lift his drink off of his hand so he could move it. He can't even lift up a stick with two marshmallows attached to it (but can somehow drag Patrick's rock).
  • Was once beaten up by Sandy Cheeks because he forgot her last name.
  • One time, he fell in love and lusted over a Krabby Patty. Yes.
    • And then, due to it being awful even for the Sponge's tolerance, he decided to eat its nasty ass.
  • Is an owner of Mr. Krabs' soul because of a favor involving - you've guessed it - money! He's currently in dispute with Patchy the Pirate (a.k.a., the Devil) and Cindy Crawford for who has full custody over it.
  • He can rip his pants on command. However, he overused this joke and lost his friends, which turned him emo. He was cured of his emoness by playing a guitar made of sand.
  • He loves assaulting Gary's mind with subliminal messages.