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Roy Koopa
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This article is filed under Characters.
Roy being a happy retard.
Roy "Bully" Koopa (B. 1970) is one of King Koopa's sons, and is the strongest of his siblings.
Personality
You know it's Roy if he's...
- Wearing pink Wayfarers.
- Spinning Egg Luigi.
- Telling people to SHADDUP!!
- Humping Mario in a football field.
- Flipping the bird.
- Playing by Australian rules.
- Putting pesky plumbers six feet down undah with his raping powers.
- Leaving footprints on cave guys' faces.
- Whining to King Dad.
- Scratching his ass.
- Plugging in LOADS of toasters into one room, with no care for the electricity bill.
- A member of the KKK
- Trying to be Roy Orbison and failing miserably.
- Being back in New Super Mario Bros. Wii (That's right, kiddies, he's back!).
- Stealing lunch money from school kids.
Dislikes
- The Cave People
- Santa Claus
- People saying that he's related to Roy from Fire Emblem: Fūin no Tsurugi and Super Smash Bros. Melee.
- Bowser Jr, for stealing the spotlight from him and his brothers and sister.
- Wendy O. Koopa
- Morton Koopa Jr.
- The fact that he was not born in or before the '50s
Quotes
- "Sorry, dino-dud. Luigi got changed into an egg. I SAW IT!!"
- "Awww, SHADDUP!! We'll never get started!!"
- "I'm gonna put you down undah! Six feet down undah!"
- "I'll leave footprints, all right! On their faces!! CHAAARGE!!"
- "I want one, King Dad!"
- "This Magic Balloon only brings presents to instruction book children?! What kinda wimp is he?"
- "Giant smiant, Big Mouth he ain't dat big a deal."
