Paris

Paris is a city in France that is considered to be "The City of Love" to some people (others, though, say that is Philadelphia). It also has the Eiffel Tower, which is one of the Seven Modern Wonders of the World, if not one of the candidates for them. They mostly have cheese-eating surrender monkeys as citizens of this otherwise glorious city. Claude Frollo wants to burn this place down all because of one person.

Glass Joe is despised in this city, because he sucks so much.

List of Those Who Live Here

• Glass Joe
• Claude Frollo
• Tom & Jerry (At least, back when they were in the French Revolution.)
• On second thought, just click right here.

People Who Have Vacationed Here

• Little Mac (Just to beat Glass Joe.)
• Doc Louis (Just to see Little Mac beat Glass Joe.)
• Yoshi (Left because the stench was too intense, especially for his sensitive nose.)
• Birdo (Never came back after being raped by Frollo.)