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Naruto

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This article is about the anime. You may have been looking for the main character.
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The main cast of Naruto, and one other guy who was part of the show for roughly eleven minutes.


Naruto is a vastly popular manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. It concerns a colorful group of pajama-clad pubescents who are assigned with protecting a hidden villiage of migrant pot-farmers from the outside authorities. Since its debut in 1999, it has garnered millions of fans worldwide, and is at least partially responsible for the growing rate of adolescent suicides.


Plot Overview

The initial plotline of Naruto features the exploits of a power-hungry twelve-year-old and his friends as they partake in lighthearted romp through medical school. However, puberty sets in and they all start killing each other. Consequently, Sasuke Uchiha, a poster boy for Linkin Park, comes across Michael Jackson in the forest and is kidnapped, and the rest of the story's four-hundred episodes concern the attempts to save him before The Clap sets in.

At one point, a kiddie-porn ring known as the Akatsuki makes an appearance, lead by Sasuke's brother, Itachi.

Media Infomation

Characters

With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops

  • Naruto Uzumaki - An immature kid in orange pajamas possessed by a Ninetales.
  • Sasuke Uchiha - The emo kid with duck hair.
  • Sakura Haruno - The pink haired girl who does nothing except scream and be annoying.
  • Kakashi Hatake - That guy with the mask and the evil eye.
  • Rock Lee - Also known as: Hospital Boy and Bruce Lee Jr.
  • Neji Hyuga - Formerly known as Mama Neji.
  • Might Guy - Totally not Bruce Lee. Honest!
  • Shikamaru Nara - Some guy with a ponytail.
  • Ino Yamanaka - The blonde bitch with bandages instead of panties. Fan service!
  • Choji Akimichi - A fatass played by Cousin Oliver of The Brady Bunch.
  • Shino Aburame - When your only friends are bugs, you know there's a problem.
  • Hinata Hyuga - A blue-haired girl with no pupils in her eyes.
  • Kiba Inuzuka - YAHOO! A furry who carries a tiny puppy in his coat.
  • Gaara - The evil sand kid. Possibly the son of Ronald McDonald.
  • Orochimaru - A creepy faggot who likes loves snakes. Unless they're solid, or liquid. Also looks suspiciously like post-80's Michael Jackson.
  • Itachi Uchiha - Sasuke's evil brother who gets all the fangirls.
  • Kisame Hoshigaki - A shark man who loves cutting you to ribbons. Also Itachi's partner.
  • Jiraiya - An old pervert who's also a novelist.
  • Kimimaro - The shirtless guy who fights with his bones.
  • Iruka - We've managed to avoid drowning!
  • That Chinese girl who's always stalking Neji and never does anything else (AKA Tenten)
  • Tsunade - The 50-year-old slut chick with huge jugs and a giant slug for a pet. Also the fifth Hokage.

Usage

Often used by anime fanboys who have just noticed WMM. It is used primarily for making generic Anime Music Videos set to Linkin' Park music. As a poop source, it is used infrequently.

{{#ev:youtube|Ss3XWFQPVV8|320}}Naruto: The Light of Courage.

Often Used By

Sometimes Used By

Disliked By

  • Tentor521
  • Feghoot (though he says the games are good)
  • Many people over the age of 12

Trivia

  • Masashi Kishimoto, the series' creator, designed an alternate costume for Lars Alexandersson in Tekken 6.
  • Believe it!


Episode List

  • 1.NARUTO JOINS THE NINJA RAPIST SPQUAD
  • 2.AH OH HOMO HOBOS ATTACK THE GAY FORCE OF NARUTO
  • 3.NARUTOS REVENGE ON SAKURA FOR ABUSING HIM NON STOP FOR THE LAST TWO EPISODES
  • 4.KAKASHIS EVIL SECRET
  • 5.NARUTO BREAKS UP WITH CHAD WARDEN OH THE HORROR
  • 6.NARUOTS POOP AND CUM BRITHDAY BLAST
  • 7.NARUTO AND HIP HOP GAYSTERS
  • 8.NARUTO HOMO NINJA SLUMBER PARTY
  • 9.NARUTO JACKS OFF TO 2GIRLS1CUP
  • 10.ROCK LEE GETS DRUNK AND THINKS HIS MOM IS SAKURA SO HE FUCKS HER UP HER ASS AND NARUTO IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ABOUT THIS
  • 11.NARUTO'S TRIP TO NEVERLAND WITH MICHAEL JACKSON
  • 12.NARUTO'S VOICE FINALLY BREAKS
  • 13.FIRST (AND ONLY) EPISODE THAT DOES NOT HAVE SAKURA ABUSING NARUTO OVER 9000 TIMES A EPISODE
  • 14.NARUTO AND THE MAGICAL WORLD OF AL GORE PORN
  • 15.NARUTO 1 HOUR OF FAILURE! (WITH GUEST STAR RON JERAMEY)
  • 16.NARUTO'S SMASH AND CRASH RAPEIN CLASS
  • 17.NARUTO AND THE POOP THAT NEVER COMES OUT
  • 18.NARUTO AND THE WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY NARUTO EPISODE NAME TAKE FOREVER TO READ I MEAN SERIOUSLY THE EPISODE NAMES ARE MORE LIKE THE DESCRIPTION RATHER THAN THE EPISODE TITLE!
  • 19.NARUTO THE BAD MOTHER. SHUT YOUR MOUTH. BUT I'M ONLY TALKING ABOUT NARUTO. THEN I CAN DIG IT.
  • 20.NARUTO IS HOT 4 TEACHER
  • 21.NARUTO HAS A SMALL DICK AND A BIG VAGINA
  • 22.NARUTO AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL DILDO
  • 23.NARUTO AND CHAD WARDEN BACK IN LOVE.
  • 24.NARUTO AND CHAD WARDENS MARRIAGE
  • 25.NARUTO AND THE QUEST FOR A BUTT CUTER THAN ALYSON HANNIGAN
  • 26.NARUTO AND THE SEXY RETIREMENT HOME BATHROOM ADVENTURE!
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