Patrick Star

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A fat-ass, pink and retarded starfish who lives next door to Squidward.

Significance

Patrick laughing at his latest victim who had fallen victim to STERILE.

He has the ability to become STERILE and terrorize entire cities, towns, even continents with his pathetic plague of STERILE. Eustace Bagg can't stand STERILE, nor can he be in the same room with STERILE. Dr. Robotnik is Patrick's partner-in-crime, who also kills people with this disease. His plan needs to be so STERILE, only he knows about it.

He has no relation with Ringo Starr, who POSSIBLY looks at his dodongo at night.

Is this the Krusty Krab?

• No, this is Patrick.

Is This SPARTA?!

• No, This Is Patrick!

Is This Delicious?!?

• NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!! I'm not a Delicious.

Quotes

• "YEAH, I LOVE BEING PURPLE!"
• "Don't touch me; I'm sterile!!"
• "MY NAME'S!! NOT! RIIIIICK!!!"
• "SpongeBob, are you going to listen to a big dummy, or are you going to listen to me?"
• "FISH PASTE!"
• "WE STOLE A BALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
• "Let's get naked!"
• "I love you."

Criminal Record

• Patrick Star has been convicted of multiple charges of molestation, robbery, and even murder.
  • How many murders, no one will ever know.
• He once disguised himself as a girl, then stripped naked at the Krusty Krab, causing permanent eye damage to Squidward.
• He once bothered several old people by disguising himself as a snowman.
• One time, he ripped apart a heart mascot's clothing in half, only to then suck on his dick afterwards, which caused many people to run for their lives, including SpongeBob SquarePants himself for some strange reason.
• Both Patrick and SpongeBob went and drove a lawnmower owned by Squidward in a graveyeard, where they moved over some graves and coincidentally angered the Flying Dutchman as a result. Their consequence was that they were to be ghosts until they learned their lessons.
• He also raped and molested 34 children in exactly one week.