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Ronald McDonald
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Ronald McDonald is a devil who kidnaps children in order to increase his army.
Story
In 1940, McDonalds was created. McDonalds needed a mascot in order to speed up the process of handing out infected burgers, so they created Ronald McDonald, who is made out of pure evil. One day, The King wanted cheeseburgers, so he spent all of his money on burgers from McDonalds. Then, The King needed money to keep up his kingdom's progress of... um... living. So Ronald trapped him and forced him to work for him. Link and Gwonam, then saved the The King from Ronald.
Story 2
The King forgot all about what happened in the first story, and it all happened again...
Quotes
- Ran Ran RU!!!
- Hambagaa!
- Moshi Moshi?
- Go Active!
- I'm lovin' it!
Facts
- Ronald McDonald is the final boss of Super Smash Bros. Brawl on impossible mode.
- Ronald McDonald is friends with Weegee.
- When Ronald McDonald returns from his trip in hell, he will pass out infected hamburgers.
- He is not fat beacuse he doesn't eat at Burger King.
- Ronald McDonald is friends with Weegee.
- Is massively popular for his "U.N. Owen Was Her?!" remix.
- Ronald McDonald is friends with Weegee. Has this already been mentioned?
- Claims that his feet are 4 hamburgers long.
- Is a very cheap character in M.U.G.E.N., constantly spamming his hambagaas and apple bombs. His reign of terror finally ended when Colonel Sanders beat the living shit out of him. But he is planning a counter attack...
- He is called Donald McDonald in Japan.
- You can usually find him rallying children when he isn't at McDonalds.
- Apparently, he's also a tall motherfucker.
- DON DON RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- He formed with Giygas to become his ultimate form, Mcgiygas, who's ran ran ru is the only thing that can defeat God Luigi along with Flint, Seymour, Q, God Rabbit, Shacho, and The Ten Doctors.
- He plans to dominate the world by making everyone fat from eating greasy fast food, so fat that they can't fight back. So far it's working.
