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SEGA
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A game company that made Sonic the Hedgehog. They suck at making games and systems (not according to Europeans and Brazilians though), though they are good at making propaganda.
Trivia
- AGES is SEGA backwards.
- Pronounced Say-GA to most bar Australians for some reason...
- Despite their most recent amounts of suckage, they are hosting the top three anticipated games for the Nintendo Wii for 2009. These three games are The House of The Dead: Overkill, MadWorld, and The Conduit.
- Joseph Stalin was considering hiring them to make his propaganda. However, he died first.
- They do what Nintendon't.
- Once gave people a cyber razor cut, people mistook it as sex.
- They actually made fruit machines in the 50s as Service Games which they actually still work today and can be valueable to own.
- The consoles that they made before their unexpected fall were the Sega SG-1000/SG-1000 II, the Sega Mark III, the Sega SC-3000/SC-3000H, the Sega Master System, the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive (Also includes the Sega CD and the Sega 32X add-ons.), the Sega Game Gear, the Sega Nomad (Which was a portable Sega Genesis/Mega Drive.), the Sega Saturn, and the Sega Dreamcast (Which also included the Sega VMU {Visual Memory Unit}, which was the included memory card that could also download some special games for the Sega Dreamcast.).
- Once got Michael Jackson to be in their propaganda.
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Michael Jackson was once used in SEGA's propaganda.
