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Oogtar
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
This article is filed under Characters.Oogtar is a student at Stone City School where he is taught by the Princess in Dinosaur World. His best friend is Yoshi.
Likes
- Rod Blagojevich (Is just as retarded and has the same number of balls as he.)
- His new butt-buddy Chris Thorndyke.
- Chickle Tree Bubble Gum
- Cum
- Balls
- Being Retarded
- Having an incredibly annoying voice.
- His stupid brother, Buga.
- Spying on the bagel.
- Shitting Himself
- The Jonas Brothers (He's even had anal sex with Kevin Jonas)
Dislikes
- The Princess
- Hip
- Hop
- Fireballs
- Wizardheimer
- Froggo's and Yoshi's fat selves.
- Himself
- Cunts
- Capitalism
- You
- Me
- All other people.
- Disney
- Mickey Mouse
- Duck Donald
- Donald Duck
Liked By
- Is this a joke? Nobody likes him.
Disliked By
- Everyone
- Even Chad Warden hates him.
Trivia
- Oogtar backwards is ratgoO.
- No one likes him.
- Secretly has a huge crush on Yoshi, it seems that Yoshi does not like him back.
- Oogtar is widly known to be Gay, and actually came out of the closet at one point, saying that he promised to be a 'good gay boy for rest of life, cross Oogtar heart.'
- Yoshi sued Wizardheimer for calling Oogtar gay. The judge from the Wall that is a talking arse is to judge this, and the court date is yet to be set. Yoshi probably has no chance defending Oogtar.
- He can't piss,shit or cum without getting all dizzy and passing out
- He has been deported from many countries, notably Japan and the US (both in the '80s).
