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Bowser
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
See King Koopa for more Information
A giant turtle like creature that is found in Mario games. He has an obbsession with ruining picnics and Gay Luigi.
Legal Issues
Bowser was charged with rape/attempted rape of:
- The Hairspray Queen
- Zelda
- You
- Stegblob*
- The Princess
- Mario
- Luigi in all forms except Mama Luigi
- Haruhi
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- Beeswax
- Sora
- Other Unknown Victims
* Stegblob performed a counter rape on Bowser."We have been informed that this information is false.Stegblob has been missing for the past 78 weeks."
