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Medic
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The medic is the man who you spam the E button with that never shows up to heal you. One of the 9 classes from the first person shooter PC game, Team Fortress 2. He originates from the country known as Germany, which automatically makes him a Nazi. Some weapons used by the doc is the medigun (healing dying fags), a gun that shoots serigens, and the bone saw that will cut THREW YOUR PUNY SPINE.
Trivia
- He's from the town of Stuttgart.
- Once acted in a German porno involving two puppies.
- Sponsored by the Nazi government.
- Is madly in love with the Heavy Weapons Guy.
- Once had gay sex with the Spy.
- Was tricked into healing Barack Obama at one point.
- He likes to thank hard hatted friends for their good work.
- He was voted homecoming King in High School and his Queen was Zelda.
