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Haruhi Suzumiya

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THE FACE OF GOD

Haruhi Suzumiya is a girl from Japan. She has the unique ability to create and destroy universes, but not realize it. She also makes very loud noises and believes a large number of things are really well done. She has made many victims deaf, or commit suicide. She has to be stopped!


Cultural Heritage: Japanese (duh)

Power Level: 6000 Uctions

ITS REALLY WELL DONE

Quotes

  • "It's really well done!"
  • "Nothing is impossible for the SOS Brigade!"
  • (disturbed look at pick)

Drunken Haruhi

I really hope she's not as big of a bitch when she's drunk

GAY HARUHI MAMA HARUHI STONE HARUHI CHIMERA HARUHI THREE-EYED-BLUE HARUHI.

Trivia

I'VE COME TO TAKE YOU AWAY WITH ME, I'M BARNACLE BILL THE SAILOR HURRY BEFORE YOU GET ME SORE, I'LL REAR AND TEAR AND RANT AND ROAR! HURRY BEFORE I BUST DOWN THE DOOR, I'M BARNACLE BILL THE SAILOR

  • Did you know that the anime she's in is an overrated pile of shite filled with mostly unlovable characters? It's true!
  • Deepercutt gets a massive boner over her.
  • She has had a relationship with MetalAcid5 as proven by pictures. This was short lived after a foursome gone wrong.
  • She is a slave owner.

See Also