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Wario

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Name: Wario
Appears In: Super Mario (Video games)
Nationality: Italian

[[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Mario (Video games)]]

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Wario is the other major antagonist in Mario's life. His supposed backstory is that he was bullied by Mario in his childhood and seeked revenge in his adult years. However, evidence has recently been uncovered that Wario was in fact created as a result of an experiment by Dr. Light gone wrong. It is also believed he may have attended the same plumbing college that Mario and Luigi attended. Whatever the reason, he doesn't like Mario very much and aims to steal his fame and fortune. In spite of this, he has since gained his own reputation by going on his own adventures and even making it big by way of his microgame company, WarioWare. Robotnik, Mario, Marvin the Martian, and Sonic the Hedgehog are among those who have made some WarioWare microgames.

Wario's most recent schemes involved using heavy doses of hypnosis to make viewers obey his every whim. Initially created so that he and his brother Waluigi could make people obey them and destroy Mario and Luigi, his hypnosis became so popular that other evil beings (such as The Bagel, Cheatsy Koopa, 4, The Faces of Evil, The Lobe, The Blob, Viacom, The Irate Gamer, and One Saturday Morning) paid for Wario to order people to destroy their respective enemies (The Worm, some grandma, 2, the Map, Freakazoid, a little purple pogo stick, Rocko's Modern Life, The Angry Video Game Nerd, and Kids' WB!, respectively).

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Wario staring at PENISH.

Trivia

  • It is true that he has the most fucking powerful arms ever seen.
  • Is liked by Blightcopy.
  • Loud Kiddington dislikes him because he is a grouch.
  • Was rumoured to be called McBacon on the Internet until he disappeared wihtout a trace.
  • He may be related to Anime Luigi.
  • Obey him, destroy Mario.

Quotes

  • "Obey Wario, destroy Mario!"
  • "D'OH, I MISSED"
  • "Oh yeah, Wario wins!"