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Fat Mario

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Name: Mario
Appears In: Hotel Mario
Sex: Male
Age: 27
Occupation(s): Plumber
Played By: Mark Graue

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Fat Mario affected by radiation poisoning
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Hotel Mario isn't the only place Fat Mario is known to be

The form of Mario seen in Hotel Mario, along with Gay Luigi.

Trivia

  • Fat Mario isn't as fat sometimes, because they got regular Mario in a few scenes of the game as a stunt-double. This is because the director thought that Fat Mario was regular Mario, and vice versa.
  • Portrayed by "Mr. X" in Hotel Mario: The Movie
  • Has an admitted and apparent toaster fetish.
  • Eats tubs of Horse fat, Cow fat, Pig fat, and Feces fat.
  • Had five heart attacks in one minute
  • Has the ability to absorb fat from other people
  • Is so fat that if you fell on him, it would feel like a pillow, only difference is that you could suffocate in Fat Mario
  • Inadvertedly stopped Emo Luigi from committing suicide once, after he'd deliberately overdosed on bacon, Fat Mario arrived to suck the fat out of him with a straw.
  • Can absorb living creatures if he's hungry enough
  • Eventually gets eaten by Galactus
  • Fat Mario has no neck.
  • He has a lesser known form as Dramatic Mario. That's when he says, "Luigi, look!" in a dramatic way.
  • His favorite song is "Get Off of My Cloud" by The Rolling Stones.
  • Has a lesser known form known as Retard Mario
  • He also wants a motherfucking Chaleto (whatever that is) {cause he's a fat boy & he's moving like Beyoncé}!!!

Cultural Heritage: Italian-American

Memorable Quotes

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NONONO NONO NO
  • "NO?"
  • "Gay, Luigi?"
  • "All toasters toast toast!"
  • "Luigi, look!"
  • "Up there!"
  • "Look!"
  • "Wheeeeerrrreeeeesss the princess?!"
  • "Where'd she go?"
  • "It's from Bowzah!"
  • "Hua-haa! Here's the problem: too many toastahs!"
  • "Check out the enclosed instruction book."
  • "Where there's smoke..."
  • "They pinch back."
  • "Get ready to catch her!"
  • "Hey you, get offa my cloud!"
  • "That wasn't so hard, was it?"
  • "It's been one of those days."
  • "Uh-oh!" swoop BANG boom boom boom ba-boom "Oof! Where am I?"
  • "Gee-eh-ee, it's kinda dark."
  • "Get the hint?"
  • "'gets kissed by Princess Peach'"HO,HO,HO!"
  • "Mabye there's a switch in one of the rooms. REMIND me tuh CHECK!"
  • "Be careful, Cruella de Vil. When ya smoke, you will die."