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This person is an Analogue Pooper.
In brief
History
| ggiX-GHEYOM|250}} NextG's first Youtube Poop. |
First poop made
[NextG's Most Random Video Ever!|NextG's Most Random Video Ever!]
Style
Preferred Sources
Preferred Methods
- NOTE: Not all methods are included and not all methods are used in all videos.
- BOLD items indicate items not on the Poopisms list.
- BONUS!: First introduced in NextG Presents a Half-Hour of Happy!, this involves the use of the Dr. Rabbit "ASS" followed by the word "BONUS!" appearing on-screen with a bonus-like sound effect. Sometimes, catchy catchphrases (such as "Choosing the freshest PENIS is key") will also get BONUSes.
- Ear Rape (sparingly)
- (Nonsense) Marvelous Musical Montages: In essence, NextG's version of YTPMVs. A montage of video clips is set to a random piece of music. There are several examples of this in NXGWDKYMYP.
- Mysterious Zoom
- Needless Close-Up
- Reversing
- Right There
- Stare Down
- Stutter Loop
- Stutter Loop Speedup/Slowdown: Basically the same thing as a Stutter Loop, but is gradually sped up and then slowed down again.
- Vanilla Poop
- Video Head: During a sequence, the screen suddenly freezes and one of the characters in the scene has a new video image plastered over his/her head. This is accompanied by the "Zero Points Fast Money Buzzer." Usually, the screen zooms up to the image until it fills the screen.
- Voice of Poop (recently, however, this has fallen into disuse, with the exception of the Robotnik "NO!!!" and "PENIS")
Prefered Tech
- Final Cut Express
- Adobe After Effects
Dislikes
Reception
Criticism
Achievements
Associates
In Real Life
Online
Influences
Fans
Poop Listing
NextG Poop
- Free to Be
- Eat My Foot and Die You Loser.
- Now Remember Billy, Only Retards Wear Their Collars Up
- Sledgehammers and Audiotapes
- Stuff Happens While I Play Unfitting Music
- The Instructional Video on How to Get Through the Hotels
- And a Hap-Hap-Happy Day to You Too
- Where's Sara When You Really Need Her?
Special Programs
- NextG's Most Random Video Ever!, the original pilot.
- NextG's Big Show What a Thrill Congratulations!, a 3-part, 24-minute poop.
- NextG (What Doesn't Kill Ya Makes Ya) Poop, the second 3-part poop.
