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Ed
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This article is filed under Characters.Ed is one of "The Three Eds". He is known as the brawns of the Eds. He was once a smart fellow, until his little sister, Sarah, hit a shovel in his head when she was four. This has caused Ed to have massive brain damage. He is not related to either Edd, Eddy, or Sarah. She was adopted. That will explain the yelling. According to DNA tests, her real parents are Robotnik and Mama Luigi. Recently, Ed got a sexual harrasment lawsuit for attempting to give out hot dickings to the Kankers while looking for a spoon.
Cultural Heritage: American
Skills
- Ed can play a violin, but his violin playing sounds more like Cliff Burton's bass than a violin
- He can charge a whole lot of evil energy givin by the demons of hell so he can create a massive explosion
- He can be a woodpecker, but he tends to pick dirt rather than wood
- He can lift a freakin' HOUSE.Even when he was a freakin BABY.Now thats hardcore.
- He can kill wood while listing to J-Rock.
Trivia
- Likes Pudding skin.
- Enjoys having people 'whack' him.
- Enjoys cookie dough.
- Screams almost as much as Rolf.
- Once glued a block of wood to Johnnys foot.
- He is NOT smart now.
- LOVES Chickens.
- Has an addiction to gravy and buttered toast.
- Can swallow a video camera with relative ease.
- Makes crushing playgrounds seem such a breeze.
- He may move slow.
- And jump stupidly high.
- But this Ed's...
- ONE HELL OF A GUY.
- UH!
- Was a moose once
Quotes
- Nice carpet Eddy.
- I love canoes.
- I AM CAN OPENER MAN!
- WHACK ME!
- My dad has a shovel.
- Am I smart now?
- COOKIE DOUGH!!
- Oh boy,oh boy,oh boy I am such a lucky elf.
- You guys are gunna make my turtle cry.
- YOU TORMENT ME!
- BIIIIIG TROOUUBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I'm a woodpecker.
- 'Cept with dirt.
- Why don't birds just take a bus south for the winter?
- Hello light.
- MAN THE HELMS! DIVE DIVE!
- (using puppet)Oh dear, I fell!
- "EXTREME CLOSEUP!!!!!!!!!!!"
