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King Harkinian
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This article is filed under Characters.Template:Aids King Harkinian is the noble ruler of the land of Hyrule. He loves talking about his boi, which has been proven to be Link. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, Duke Onkled. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of Ganon, but when the king was rescued by Zelda, he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy.
Areas of Expertise
- The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, dinner, or certain bodily fluids (Cum).
- The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8.
- Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
- It is romoured that he trained superbork in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
- Vorhias managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
- It is heavily suspected The King is a hard drinker. He usually drinks when talking about his Boy, and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
Likes
- Dinner
- Link
- Arguing with Zelda
- Torturing Duke Onkled
- Being Kidnapped by Ganon
- Saying "My Boy"
- His pet platypus File:Rabbit.jpgThe King's pet platypus.
- Mudkips
- Laughing
