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Drake Bell
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This article is filed under Characters.Drake Bell/Parker is a Nickelodeon star and a character from the Nickelodeon show Drake and Josh, he has a step-brother named Josh Peck.
Likes
- Girls
- Dating random girls just for the hell of it and then later dumping them
- His guitar
- Playing his guitar
- Having sex with his guitar
- Ping-pong
- Snowcons (NO, DRAKE, THEY'RE CALLED "SNOWCONES", YOU RETARD!!)
- Sugar, sweets, candy, junk food, and anything that will give you DIABEETUS
- Pizza
- Bikinis
Dislikes/Hates
- MEGAN!!!!!!!!1!1!!!11!!1!1!!!ONE!!!1!!!
- Being pranked by MEGAN
- Having MEGAN treat him like horseshit
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- Josh's stupid, gay magic tricks
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- Ms. Hayfer
- Oh, did we mention............................................................................MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN??????????????????????????????????????
Trivia
- Has a burning passion for females and dumping his girlfriends immediately after he gets them
- Ms. Hayfer hates him
- Hates MEGAN
- Can not pronounce the word "cone" correctly
- There's a New Jersey, they just opened it recently
- Owns a guitar and is boss at playing it
- Played Timmy Turner in the 2011 Fairly OddParents live-action movie
- Never thought it would be so simple, but he found a way
- His last name is Parker
- His last name is Bell
- He is in NO WAY related to other Drake
Quotes
- "I never thought it would be so simple, but I found a way, I found a waaaaaayyyyyy!"
- "There's a New Jersey?
- "She beat me bad."
- "I'm really glad someone invented pizza..."
- "Oh, and also bikinis, bikinis are cool!"
- "DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!"
- "MEGAN!"
- "Megan!"
- "BRING ME A SNOWCON!"
- "Haha, number two stinks."
- "Greetings, worthy opponent, are you ready to ping the pong?"
- "You have smashed the window of transparency!"
- "Are you calling me a liar?"
- "Whoa, just take it easy, man!"
- "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" (Drake's reaction to Josh being his new step-brother)
