Drake Bell

Drake Bell/Parker is a Nickelodeon star and a character from the Nickelodeon show Drake and Josh, he has a step-brother named Josh Peck.

Likes

• Girls
• Dating random girls just for the hell of it and then later dumping them
• His guitar
• Playing his guitar
• Having sex with his guitar
• Ping-pong
• Snowcons (NO, DRAKE, THEY'RE CALLED "SNOWCONES", YOU RETARD!!)
• Sugar, sweets, candy, junk food, and anything that will give you DIABEETUS
• Pizza
• Bikinis

Dislikes/Hates

• MEGAN!!!!!!!!1!1!!!11!!1!1!!!ONE!!!1!!!
• Being pranked by MEGAN
• Having MEGAN treat him like horseshit
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• Josh's stupid, gay magic tricks
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• Ms. Hayfer
• Oh, did we mention............................................................................MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN??????????????????????????????????????

Trivia

• Has a burning passion for females and dumping his girlfriends immediately after he gets them
• Ms. Hayfer hates him
• Hates MEGAN
• Can not pronounce the word "cone" correctly
• There's a New Jersey, they just opened it recently
• Owns a guitar and is boss at playing it
• Played Timmy Turner in the 2011 Fairly OddParents live-action movie
• Never thought it would be so simple, but he found a way
• His last name is Parker
• His last name is Bell
• He is in NO WAY related to other Drake

Quotes

• "I never thought it would be so simple, but I found a way, I found a waaaaaayyyyyy!"
• "There's a New Jersey?
• "She beat me bad."
• "I'm really glad someone invented pizza..."
• "Oh, and also bikinis, bikinis are cool!"
• "DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!"
• "MEGAN!"
• "Megan!"
• "BRING ME A SNOWCON!"
• "Haha, number two stinks."
• "Greetings, worthy opponent, are you ready to ping the pong?"
• "You have smashed the window of transparency!"
• "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" (Drake's reaction to Josh being his new step-brother)