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Gay Luigi

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Gay Luigi

"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi?" - Fat Mario.

Gay Luigi accompanies Fat Mario in the epic game Hotel Mario, to save the princess again, and stop Bowser from his evil schemes, again.

Personality

Gay Luigi is known to have some anxiety issues, but is usually relieved after eating "lotsa" spaghetti. He constantly argues with Mario about where things are, and at Mario's forgetfulness when it comes to illumination.

Hobbies & Careers

Outside of paling around with Mario, Gay Luigi's favorite activity and pastime is pole dancing on beanstalks that originate from kicked boxes. However, he has always held a deep hatred of said boxes, furiously kicking them until something comes out.

He is one of the three rulers of Youtube Poop, ruling with Mama Luigi and Stone Luigi. When he has spare time, he also works as a State Alchemist, known to friend and enemy alike as the notorious Lotsa-Spaghetti Alchemist.

Gossip

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GAY LUIGI?

It has been rumored that Gay Luigi is Mario's stepstool, but such claims have been disproven by Jack Thompson's good twin brother, Mack Thompson. There have also been numerous reports that Gay Luigi is a closet schizophrenic who claims to hear "creepy laughs" at certain times.

Legal Issues

In a certain cutscene, caught on tape by a nearby hotel's security camera, Gay Luigi was seen "persuading" a Koopa for a light, who later sued Gay Luigi for counts of molestation. However, the Koopa was later killed by Fat Mario's gigantic fan, and all charges pending for Gay Luigi were dropped.

Trivia

Memorable Quotes

  • "I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI!!"
  • "OVA DERE!"
  • "...Dere's fi-ya!"
  • "And you gotta HELP us!