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AbsoluteBillion
Name: AbsoluteBillion
Real Name: Joe
Sex: Male
Country: USA
Preferred Sources: Anything I can get my hands on
Preferred Methods: Erosion, fast-paced repetition
Preferred Software: Vegas 6
YouTube Account: AbsoluteBillion
In Brief
AbsoluteBillion, or Billion, has been a pooper since January 2008, using Sony Vegas for his poops, with 2 months' experience with Windows Movie Maker prior to Vegas. He has since made over 80 videos and (thanks to a certain Pimpsahoy) has an abundance of subscribers.
He also happens to be a moderator on this Wiki. You were definitely thinking of editing this article and trying to vandalize it until you saw this, weren't you?
History
Before AbsoluteBillion was, well, AbsoluteBillion, he went under the internet alias "Darkscrub."
He first discovered Youtube Poop sometime in August of 2007 while on the Hotel Mario page of Uncyclopedia, and found one of Bobomb99's poops on the article. He became hooked instantly.
In November he fired up Windows Movie Maker in an attempt to make some of his own videos, and made three horrid poops. They only relied on cliche Sentence Mixing and mostly CD-i. After WMM crashed on him for the umpteenth time, he got tired of it and stopped. During the time of his personal poop abyss, his opinions on Youtube Poop started to change drastically. He started caring less and less of Flash Poops, and started finding more traditional, and more obscure poopers on Youchewpoop.
Finally, he felt the urge to get back on his feet and start over, so he downloaded a trial of Vegas, made a poop, abandoned the alias Darkscrub (Because really, it made him sound like a Legend of Zelda fanboy) in favor of AbsoluteBillion, and then went onto the forums to show in January 2008. His video was well-received by many. By April 2008 the alias "Darkscrub" was gone without a trace.
Though he always strives for a wide variety of sources, it has made him far more popular than he deserves. He has since popularized the use of Blue's Clues as a source and has earned over 1000 subscribers in his first year of pooping.
Today Billion can be seen in his natural habitat doing nothing but complain about everything, complain about how nobody watches his videos unless they're a Blue's Clues poop, sit on his ass and fruitlessly attempt to get fat, play Team Fortress 2 for half an hour before ragequitting, and on occasion shelling out another video in an effort to symbolize he still does something productive with his time. What a life.
First poop seen
THAT'S THAT CREEPY BOWSER'S LAUGH
First poop made
(made on this account at least) William Shatner Torrents the Orange Box
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Poop Listing
Listed in chronological order, and not including Poop Tennis, trap videos, video responses, fillers, or Collab entries.
2008
2009
| Video Title | Date | Time |
|---|---|---|
| One Year Later... | 1-23 | 5:23 |
| Koopa Suffers from Hyperthermia | 1-29 | 4:32 |
| Mike Rowe discovers an alternative to male enhancement | 2-21 | 2:06 |
| Coward the Couragely Dog Show | 3-07 | 1:38 |
| Albano + | 3-15 | 1:39 |
| Dong County | 4-01 | 0:55 |
| Hyrulian Mythology and Fanfiction | 4-13 | 1:17 |
| Of Mutts and Men | 4-14 | 2:47 |
| Grilltacular! | 5-11 | 1:59 |
| BLU is Concerned with the Sanctity of their Pizza Party | 5-16 | 1:00 |
| - Albano | 5-18 | 2:54 |
| Bison's Gauntlet | 5-28 | 3:17 |
| A day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D. | 6-22 | 0:48 |
| Another day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D. | 6-26 | 1:16 |
| Yet another day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D. | 7-02 | 1:22 |
| Sun Tzu's "The Art of Yachting" | 7-10 | 1:07 |
| His cuckiness: Big Fat Kicks of Feary | 8-04 | 1:17 |
| Zeldacore | 10-13 | 1:05 |
| Hotel Shatner | 11-12 | 2:30 |
| BUDDY FUCKS OFF | 12-25 | 1:32 |
2010
| Video Title | Date | Time |
|---|---|---|
| Patton's Excellent Adventure | 2-07 | 3:12 |
| Letters From Our Friends | 4-01 | 3:56 |
| The Complete Jake and Billion's Circlejerk-a-Thon | 7-14 | 8:28 |
| Dance Safely! | 7-19 | 1:10 |
| Youtube Poo Poo | 7-20 | 1:32 |
| The Second Coming of Albano | 8-13 | 4:26 |
| Shine On You Crazy Bill - Part I | 9-1 | 1:52 |
Style
Changes drastically from video to video. One video it could be as loud an annoying as possible and the next it could be much slower and more relaxed. I like variety, which may not always appeal to my subscribers but who cares what they think? Over time I've developed a Flash Poop-esque style at points, mixing it with the more traditional styles to go for something which I believe is more unique.
Preferred Sources
Pretty much anything, from popular material to more obscure ones.
- Team Fortress 2
- Hulk Hogan
- Super Mario Bros. Super Show
- Blue's Clues
- Cheesy TV commercials
- Videogame cutscenes and trailers, though they oftentimes take longer to make into a poop.
Preferred Methods
Prefered Tech
Sony Vegas 5- Sony Vegas 6
Dislikes
- MS Paint Jobs, they just look stupid and unprofessional (it's Youtube Poop, but you know what I mean)
- Windows Movie Maker, after 2 months of grueling work with it, I've grown to dislike the program, despite a lot of people being really good with it.
- Rape Raves, they generally go on for too long, and the humor factor decreases quickly.
- Most modern Rape poops, it's more loud and annoying and doesn't care about the source other than to add a bunch of colors and effects to it. While there are some exceptions to this for the most part it's meaningless and unfunny.
- The direction of YTPMV's, how the idea of them seems to be remixing videogame music to a source rather then try and make original music from a source or use original music with a source.
- Most fad videos; I did a few fad responses around the time I first started pooping, but most require little to no effort, and many try and force it to become a fad.
Reception
Criticism
- Is very picky about what parts he uses in poops.
- Contrary to the above line, he often slides in "filler" bits just to add time.
- Considered a "Nazi" by some.
- "Please using ear rape in your videos its so annoying and not funny"
Achievements
- Popularized Blue's Clues as a poop source.
- Currently has over 2500 subscribers.
- Has more than one million views on his videos combined.
Associates
In Real Life
- His brother, toadsalsa, who is occasionally seen on the forum, and has only made 1 poop, but he counts, right?
Online
Poop Tennis
- Match 1 vs. PeskeyPlumber and Hoss1993 AKA HossTehMaster (failed)
- Tennis Cup - Bracket 1 vs. Trogdor7190 (won)
- Tennis Cup - Bracket 2 vs. The Robotic Robot (lost)
- Match 4 vs. Rillion22 (in progress)
Collabs
- MrGenericMan - Oregon Trail
- Erarg - Bad Poops Made Good
- ShadowWario - Chain Poop 2 (round 22)
- Molhal - Source Roulette Collab
- JakeSteel - Jake and Billion's Circlejerk-a-Thon
Influences
- Deepercutt
- Stegblob
- Imaperson
- JakeSteel
- Terroristx123
- His brother, who sometimes gives him ideas in his videos.
- Let's just say everything he has ever watched ever.
Fans
- XBR4D3NX
- Ninja Coach Z
- AmiralMachin
- NoTAMATZ
Other Information
- Goes by the username Billion on Youchew's forum.
- Often suffers short, day-to-week bouts of Poopers Block where he goes completely braindead, but quickly recovers.
- His favorite videogame is Team Fortress 2. That's also the only game he plays.
- Is becoming more and more of a musician. It's only a natural pathway for someone who spends their day editing videos.
- His favorite genres of music are 80s and progressive rock/metal and his favorite bands are Dream Theater, Pink Floyd and Judas Priest.
- He once thought he died a little inside when someone said he liked MASTERFURRYX's taste in art. You can find it right here.
