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Dr. Wily

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Dr. Albert W. Wily is a character who appeared both Captain N: The Game Master and Mega Man. Dr. Wily oftens wears a clean lab coat who forgets to put his wallet in and hates both Captain N and Megaman. He also created Gutsman's Ass Da-Dun as well as 64 robot masters. He has recently begun a new plan to PULL THE MOON... OUT OF ITS ORBIT.

Famous Lines

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I need to program his HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH brain.
  • "I Hate Megaman, he ruins everything Megaman."
  • "Poop."
  • "You overgrown circuit."
  • "As we all know, Christmas is BULLSHIT!"
  • "You're gonna wait a long time, Princess, 'cause these toys are going to my robots on Christmas morning!"

Trivia

  • He had a panic attack and goes "HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH" in one poop but usually has a breathing problem anyways.
  • Laughs all the time.
  • Didn't put enough cum into Protoman.
  • Used by The Electric Cheese, seconteen13, Furnessly and that's it.
  • He hates Megaman.
  • Builds time machines that are only to be stolen by thieving bastards.
  • He once tried to rape Gay Luigi but failed.
  • He owns a PS3 and changed its name to the Guidance System.
  • Is really good at playing OutRun Europa as evidenced in a video.
  • He likes to raise his eyebrows inappropriately.