Sniper

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The Sniper is a hired self-proclaimed assassin that originates from Australia. His mother and father are Yoko of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and The End from Metal Gear Solid 3, respectively.

Characteristics

The Sniper seems to be about 29-32 years old and is a bit frustrated with his parents not understanding he's a hired assassin instead of a crazed gunman. He always wears a hat and sunglasses along with a vest. He has black hair with medium sideburns, and drives around in a van.

Arsenal

Basic

• Sniper Rifle: A sniper rifle, dumbass. Used for picking off opponents from across the map
  
• SMG: Best used short-range to pick off opponents from, well, not across the map.
• Kukri: His penis machete. Used for melee attacks.

Update

• Huntsman: A bow and arrow. Replaces the Sniper Rifle, better used medium-range. Has also earned the nickname Lucksman by many an angry victim.
• Jarate: The terrifying biological weapon centered around urine in a jar. Replaces the SMG.
• Razorback: Some rather useless shield that can block a Spy's backstab for a few seconds. Replaces the SMG.

Quotes

• Wanka.
• Boom, headshot...
• Snipin's a good job mate, challenging work, outta doors, I guarantee you might go angry.
• 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's 2 people on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
  
• I'm not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin!

And you thought that the Sniper was only good with sniper-like guns, eh?

• One is a job and one is mental sickness!
• Crazed gunmen have standards.
• I think his mate saw me...
• Feelings!
• Be polite.
• Be efficient.
• Professionals have standards.
• Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
• Where'd I get you that time? The liver? The kidney? I'm losing track.
• Here's a touchin' story. Once upon a time you died and I lived happily ever after. The end.
• Dominated, you cactus-eatin' egghead!

Trivia

• Despite his parents constantly misunderstanding his occupation, the Sniper frequently protects his father from the assassination attempts of Robotnik, who is jealous of The End's robotic Japanese schoolgirl of a wife.
• The Sniper once brought Yoko to the battlefield on "Bring your Mother to Work Day". She pulled off 5 headshots in a row before being knifed in the back by a Spy. Valve offered her a permanent job, as well as her own video, but they immediately took back the offer when they realized she couldn't speak English.
• Secretly admires Link which is why he has a bow, a shield and a sword. He was also reported being seen at a convention in Link's usual clothing not too long ago.
• Recently was attacked by the Spy, which led to a scar across the left side of his face from where the Spy's knife slashed him.
• His voice actor is married to the voice actor of GLaDOS's and the game's Announcer. Wonder who the kids voice act?

See Also

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• Scout
• Demoman
• Team Fortress 2

Oh, you crazy Sniper.