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Brock

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Never fall in love with more than one girl. That's why he leaves Kanto with Ash to other places.
He loves DUH LADIES!
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Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.
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BROCK EXPOSED

The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks great food. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is totally not an innuendo for his perversion.

After being "beaten" by Ash, he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and Misty to get the girl of his dreams.

Likes

Dislikes

  • Babies
  • Gay Sex

Liked by

Disliked By

  • The girls who he spies on, especially Nurse Joy.

Trivia

  • He actually opened his eyes to entertain a Larvitar (pic to the right).
  • Every once in a while, he cooks dinner for King Harkinian, which The King enjoys very much.
  • 40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex traps, which might explain why his eyes are always shut.
  • It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes.
  • Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty, May, or Dawn whatsoever despite traveling with them for many, many seasons.
  • Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the Food Network.
  • Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be killed off mysteriously dropped from the series.
  • Was once raped by Professor Ivy. Ironically enough, he did not enjoy it.
  • Has been known to mistake rice balls for donuts.
  • In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin.
  • Not to be confused with Brock Samson.