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AbsoluteBillion

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Name: AbsoluteBillion
Real Name: Joe
Sex: Male
Country: USA
Preferred Sources: Anything I can get my hands on
Preferred Methods: Erosion, fast-paced repetition
Preferred Software: Vegas 5

YouTube Account: AbsoluteBillion

In Brief

AbsoluteBillion has been a pooper since January 2008, using Sony Vegas for his poops, with 2 months' experience with Windows Movie Maker prior to Vegas. He has since made over 60 videos and (thanks to a certain Pimpsahoy) has an abundance of subscribers.

He also happens to be a moderator on this Wiki. You were definitely thinking of editing this article and trying to vandalize it until you saw this, weren't you?

History

Before AbsoluteBillion was, well, AbsoluteBillion, he went under the internet alias "Darkscrub."

He first discovered Youtube Poop sometime in August of 2007 while on the Hotel Mario page of Uncyclopedia, and found one of Bobomb99's poops on the article. He became hooked instantly.

In November he fired up Windows Movie Maker in an attempt to make some of his own videos, and made three horrid poops. They only relied on cliche Sentence Mixing and CD-i. After WMM crashed on him for the umpteenth time, he got tired of it and stopped. During the time of his personal poop abyss, his opinions on Youtube Poop started to change drastically. He started caring less and less of Flash Poops, and started finding more traditional, and more obscure poopers on Youchewpoop.

Finally, he felt the urge to get back on his feet and start over, so he downloaded a trial of Vegas, made a poop, abandoned the alias Darkscrub (Because really, it made him sound like a Legend of Zelda fanboy) in favor of AbsoluteBillion, and then went onto the forums to show in January 2008. His video was well-received by many. By April 2008 the alias "Darkscrub" was gone without a trace.

Though he always strives for a wide variety of sources, it has made him far more popular than he deserves. He has since popularized the use of Blue's Clues as a source and has earned over 1000 subscribers in a year.

First poop seen

THAT'S THAT CREEPY BOWSER'S LAUGH

First poop made

(made on this account at least) William Shatner Torrents the Orange Box

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Poop Listing

Listed in chronological order, and not including Poop Tennis, trap videos, video responses, fillers, or Collab entries.

2008

Video Title Date Time
William Shatner Torrents the Orange Box 1-23 2:53
Makemebad35 Hits a Mailbox 3-27 0:54
It's a Letter From Our Friends! 4-14 2:17
The Scout Goes Sandwich-Jacking 4-21 1:07
John Freeman's Inferno 5-18 1:01
Mansion Luigi 6-01 4:04
Sweet 16 gets Brain-Raped 6-27 1:46
Fred Phelps Dabbles in the Dark Arts 7-03 2:19
LET'S SCAT 7-07 1:13
Hulk Hogan Makes Sweet Love to his Grill 7-14 1:16
There is no Beef 7-25 1:38
MEET THE CAMPER 8-04 1:02
Luigi and Toad have an Emotional Breakdown 8-06 2:41
4-Star Hotel Mario 8-12 1:21
Super Squid 64 8-18 0:43
Ronald McDonald: A Tale of Growing Up 8-20 1:41
The Sandvich Goes Scout-Jacking 9-03 1:08
Grills Gone Wild 9-11 2:20
The Mental Traumatization of a Kid's Show Host 9-25 3:27
Koridian Mythology and Fanfiction 10-09 2:13
Luigi goes missing searching for his brother 10-23 0:43
The Black Licorice Trifecta 10-31 2:54
Clyde's Will and Testimony 11-12 2:40
George contracts a waterborne disease 11-19 1:44
Grylls Gone Wild 12-01 2:11
Bill Cosby Sells his Soul for Pudding 12-15 2:32
Scatovanni: The Musical 12-31 1:20

2009

Video Title Date Time
One Year Later... 1-23 5:23
Koopa Suffers from Hyperthermia 1-29 4:32
Mike Rowe discovers an alternative to male enhancement 2-21 2:06
Coward the Couragely Dog Show 3-07 1:38
Albano + 3-15 1:39
Dong County 4-01 0:55
Hyrulian Mythology and Fanfiction 4-13 1:17
Of Mutts and Men 4-14 2:47
Grilltacular! 5-11 1:59
BLU is Concerned with the Sanctity of their Pizza Party 5-16 1:00
- Albano 5-18 2:54
Bison's Gauntlet 5-28 3:17
A day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D. 6-22 0:48
Another day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D. 6-26 1:16
Yet another day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D. 7-02 1:22
Sun Tzu's "The Art of Yachting" 7-10 1:07
His cuckiness: Big Fat Kicks of Feary 8-04 1:17
Zeldacore 10-13 1:05
Hotel Shatner 11-12 2:30

Style

A mix of moderate-paced action, combined with faced-paced action. Rarely is more then one video layer used.

Preferred Sources

Pretty much anything, from popular material to more obscure ones.

Preferred Methods

Prefered Tech

  • Sony Vegas 5.0

Dislikes

  • MS Paint Jobs, they just look stupid and unprofessional (it's Youtube Poop, but you know what I mean)
  • Windows Movie Maker, after 2 months of grueling work with it, I've grown to dislike the program, despite a lot of people being really good with it.
  • Rape Raves, they generally go on for too long, and the humor factor decreases quickly.
  • The direction of YTPMV's, how the idea of them seems to be remixing videogame music to a source rather then try and make original music from a source or use original music with a source.
  • Most fad videos; I did a few fad responses a year ago, but most require little to no effort, and many try and force it to become a fad.

Reception

Criticism

  • Is very picky about what parts he uses in poops.
  • Contrary to the above line, he often slides in "filler" bits just to add time.

Achievements

  • The first to poop the Gman Squad
  • Popularized Blue's Clues as a poop source.
  • Received at least 1300 views on his perfect poop before he got disqualified for forgetting a definition. Har har har.

Associates

In Real Life

  • His brother, toadsalsa, who is occasionally seen on the forum, and has only made 1 poop, but he counts, right?

Online

Poop Tennis

Collabs

Influences

Fans

Other Information

Oftentimes his avatar is Ridley from the Metroid series. God knows why.
  • He's sort of like a moderator of the Chewiki place here.
  • Often creates the titles of his videos in a fashion that they don't have anything to do with the video, but rather wordplay, inside jokes, and references from previous videos.
  • He frequents used to frequent the Youtube Poop IRC before it was abandoned in favor of MSN and a newer IRC another IRC which quickly died out.
  • Goes by the username Billion on Youchew's forum.
  • Often suffers short, day-to-week bouts of Poopers Block where he goes completely braindead, but quickly recovers.
  • Is becoming more and more of a musician. It's only a natural pathway for someone who spends their day editing videos.

Links

Other Links

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