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Brock
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
This article is filed under Characters.The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks great food. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is totally not an innuendo for his perversion.
After being "beaten" by Ash, he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and Misty to get the girl of his dreams.
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Brock comes to Chewiki everyday to masturbate and put his head between two pillows while looking at this picture.
He loves DUH LADIES
Never fall in love with more than one girl. That's why he leaves Kanto with Ash to other places.
Likes
- Nurse Joy (One of the two girls Brock likes to stalk)
- Officer Jenny (One of the two girls Brock likes to stalk)
- That one Pokemon Ranger (from one special episode of Pokemon)
- Boobs
- Masturbating
- Cum
- Being a perv.
- Hentai
- Fishing Pole Mai
- SNK (For making Mai Shiranui in the first place.)
Dislikes
- Babies
- Gay Sex
Liked by
Disliked By
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Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.
- The girls who he spies on, especially Nurse Joy.
Trivia
- Don't even think about what his eyes are like opened.
- Every once in a while, he cooks dinner for King Harkinian, which The King enjoys very much.
- 40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex traps, which might explain why his eyes are always shut.
- It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes.
- Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty whatsoever despite traveling with her for the first few seasons.
- Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the Food Network.
- Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be
killed offput on a bus later. - Was once raped by Professor Ivy. Ironically enough, he did not enjoy it.
- Has been known to mistake rice balls for donuts.
- In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin.
- Not to be confused with Brock Samson.
