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Grounder
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Grounder on his smoke break.
Grounder is a weird fat robot, who enjoys eating buckets of chicken, to Scratch's dismay. He works for Robotnik. He secretly hates Scratch and he is very prone to having hammers dropped on his head. He is an acoholic smoker who has a fetish for flying foxes. Lately he has been violating people as well as sexually harassing/assaulting Dr.Robotnik. Oh, and he once had his hand transform into a pumpkin/jack-o-lantern.
Likes
- Magic drugs
- Hammers
- KFC
- Booze
- Smoking
- 1downpoison
- Comics
- Skiing
- Fighting
Dislikes
- Wes Weasley
- Ron, Ginny, Fred, George, Percy, Bill, Charlie, Arthur, and Molly Weasley
- Tomo
- Coconuts
- Getting crushed by boulders
- The Nostalgia Critic
- Traps that fail
Quotes
- "YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!"
- "Y'think he saw us?"
- "But what will happen too all the people?"
- "LOCK UP THE THROTTLE."
- "UUH!!!"
Grounder arguing with Stratch in comic book form.
- "HE'S WEARING LEATHEERR"
- "It's MY turn to blow the whistle, you chicken-livered bucket of bolts!"
- "Hoo-ee! Good stuff!"
- "Gimme my smokes!"
- "BOOBS?!"
- "Yeah! She has really huge BOOBS."
- "OH SHIT"
- "It doesn't make your problems go away"
- "Try It!"
- "How could I be so stupid?"
