SpongeBob SquarePants (character)

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SpongeBob is a retarded (but not gay, contrary to popular belief, although he is bisexual) sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. The only time Spongebob has ever been cool is in the video provided.

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Life As A Hero

• He's gone on a quest to become The Overture, which he ended up succeeding.

Quotes

• "It's big, scary, and pink!"
• "I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!"
• "I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt."
• "Stare at Patrick!"
• "There's no shower at work!"
• "In my pocket"
• "See you're on top this time"
• "All alone with Mermaid Man's belt"
• "I'm a dirty boy"
• "It popped"
• "The sky had a baby from my Cereal box!"
• "Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
• "We've been speckledorfed!"
• "We've been Ganondorfed!"
• "It's normal sized and fully functional"

Death

In an overly-dramatic battle fought on top of Mt. Fuji for the title of The Overture, Spongebob was killed by Super Macho Man, who threw Spongebob into a firey pit that had formed in the centre of the peak. He burned to death in the fire. He rose from the Pit with his magical Gay rainbow fruit powers, but still lost the title.