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Oogtar
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
This article is filed under Characters.Oogtar is a student at Stone City School where he is taught by the Princess in Dinosaur World. His best friend is Yoshi.
Likes
- Rod Blagojevich (Is just as retarded and has the same number of balls as he.)
- His new butt-buddy Chris Thorndyke.
- Chickle Tree Bubble Gum
- Cum
- Balls
- Being Retarded
- Having an incredibly annoying voice.
- His stupid brother, Buga.
- Spying on the bagel.
- Shitting Himself
- The Jonas Brothers (He's even had anal sex with Kevin Jonas)
Dislikes
- The Princess
- Hip
- Hop
- Fireballs
- Wizardheimer
- Froggo's and Yoshi's fat selves.
- Himself
- Cunts
- Capitalism
- You
- Me
- All other people.
- Disney
- Mickey Mouse
- Duck Donald
- Donald Duck
Liked By
- Is this a joke? Nobody likes him.
Disliked By
- Everyone
- Even Chad Warden hates him.
Trivia
- Oogtar backwards is ratgoO.
- No one likes him.
- Secretly has a huge crush on Yoshi, it seems that Yoshi does not like him back.
- Oogtar is widly known to be Gay, and actually came out of the closet at one point, saying that he promised to be a 'good gay boy for rest of life, cross Oogtar heart.'
- Yoshi sued Wizardheimer for calling Oogtar gay. The talking arse judge from the Wall is to judge this, and the court date is yet to be set. Yoshi probably has no chance defending Oogtar.
- He can't piss,shit or cum without getting all dizzy and passing out
- He has been deported from many countries, notably Japan and the US (both in the '80s).
- He goes to a gay bar called "The Manhole".
