Gordon Freeman

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Gordon Freeman is the VERY smart protagonist in The videogame series Half Life. He previously worked at a science facility known as Black Mesa before they managed to rip a dimensional hole through the planet. Today we works as a puppet of the G-Man, and in exchange for his services is forced with the task of saving the human race from extinction.

Gordon in his HEV suit.

The HIV suit

The HIV suit is Mama Luigi's ultimate weapon, it is a suit that spreads aids and deflects lulz. Only few have been able to destroy the HIV suit, including Fat Mario and the Heavy Weapons Guy, both of which were killed shortly afterwards.

His crowbar

Gordon first finds his crowbar in Hyrule during the Black Mesa incident. Apparently Gordon used it to kill a fatass alien called the Heavy Weapons Guy.

Inability to talk

Gordan Freeman has never talk his entire life, due to an incident involving AIDS, and Anime Luigi. The story is far too graphic for this wiki, so it won't be told...

Liked By

• Half-Life Fans
• John Freeman

Disliked By

• The Combine
• Fags
• Master Chief
• Halo-tards & Gears of War-tards who think that those two series are the only good series' in the first place.

Gordon Freeman's most kickass weapon ever conceived; the Gravity Gun!

Trivia

• He is excellent with guns somehow, despite having little experience prior to alien invasion.
• He blew up a casserole. I'm not sure if that's cool or stupid, but he did do it.
• His friend Barney does owe him a beer.
• He killed Barney for not giving him a beer.
• Was co-inventor of the Gravity Gun, which many have proclaimed to be the greatest invention ever conceived.
• According to a series of fanfictions he has a brother named John Freeman.
• Also according to a fanfiction has a coworker cow-orker named Jim, who later gets blown to smitheroons by a fierce wave of radiation.