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Batman
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This article is filed under Characters.
Batman is regarded as one of the world's most famous superheros. His arch-enemy is the Joker.
Skills & Abilities
- Peak Martial Artist
- World's Best Detective
- Cunning
- Rich
- Growling his words so no one can understand him
- Taking your balloons
- Having a gay sidekick
Quotes
Batman once needed Adam West to take his role while injured.
- "I'm Batman"
- "THE BASEMENT!"
- "Corn!"
- "Maize!"
- "EARL!"
- "Beloved Children!?"
- "WHERE IS HE?!"
- "Once I've put you through holy hell, it'll make sense. A lot of sense."
- "So sleep tight, punk."
- "Sleep tight my ward."
- "What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm The Goddamn Batman."
- "This Is WAR!!!"
- "I'm the Goddamn Batman bitch!"
- "Bees, My God."
- "I have to go. I'm getting out of this comic while I still cam. It's only going to get worse from here."
- "BEES! BEES!! BEES EVERYWHERE!!! THEY'RE HUGE AND THEY'RE STING CRAZY!! YOU'RE FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!! AND THEY ARE HUGE! THEY'RE RIPPING MY SPOTS OFF!!!!!"
Manbat acting like a stupid ass to Batman yet again.
Trivia
- Batman already has himself a brother named Manbat. The reason why we almost never see him is because he got disowned by Batman a few years back.
- Batman is one of the few people who have "facts" that are similar to Chuck Norris.
- He was once in the Aliens Vs. Predator series.
- He also had more Robins on his side when years go by.
