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Ludwig von Koopa
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This article is filed under Characters.Ludwig Kooky Von Koopa is very cruel and evil, he was the second head of the Schutzstaffle, only taking orders from Heinrich Himmler, and Adolf Hitler. after he quit being a nazi, he became a rapist and got a jod at Mcdonalds
Likes
Dislikes
- Being Called Kooky
- Morton
- Communism
- Africans
- Jews
- Asians
- Homosexuals
- Lemmy
- Non-religious People
- Bowser Jr
- France
- Post-war Japan
Criminal Record
- Planting a bomb that killed over 9000 Jews and an Asian in April of 2009.
- Robbing Wal-Mart
- raping girls
- serving a re-animated version of hitler
Misc.
- His real name is Ludwig von Koopa.
- Owner of the haunted Thump Castle Hotel. He has had complaints from customers over the vanishing doors.
- His Castle Hotel is often confused with Hyrule Castle.
- He invented the Kooky Cookie in Paper Mario.
- He Should have been a playable character in Super Smash Bros. Brawl but insted they put in Sonic the Hedgehog who isn't even a fucking Nintendo character in the first place. Thankfully, to make up for that mistake, Nintendo decided to him and his other brothers and his sister as bosses for the current newest Mario game called New Super Mario Brothers Wii.
- he was once under orders from Adolf Hitler, but he decided to get a job a Mcdonalds after Hitler died
- aided Inuyasha in defeating Ronald Mcdonald
