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Spy
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The spy is one of the 9 classes featured in the VALVe game, Team Fortress 2. Some of his weapons include a knife, revolver, sapper (SPYS SAPPIN MAH SENTRY), and cigarettes used to disguise as the opposite team's classes... before Pyro flames his ass.
Trivia
- Accused of being a cheap class.
- Him and the blue Engineer are the best of lovers.
- Loves to sneak up behind unsuspecting snipers.
- Likes SAPPIN SENTRIES.
- Was once a nigga.
- Spy is Scout's father.
- Frequently produces pornography with your mother.
- Also stars in pornography with the Scout's mother. What a fucking whore.
- He never really was on your side.
- Is especially cruel to everyone.
- Knows Scout's embarrassing secret: he cries upon seeing rainbows.
Quotes
Spy Gentlemen.
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Spy That would be your mother.
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Spy I am ze Spy.
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Spy The worst thing is that he could be in zis very room.
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Spy Ah, mon petite charie.
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Spy Well, off to visit your mother!
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Spy Cheers.
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Spy He could be you, he could be me, he could even be *shot*
