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Mario Head

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Mario Head drifting around in Blue Koopa's lair.

Mario Head is a demon. He wants YOU, Game Luigi, and The Princess to die. His favourite past time activities include flying and imitating American advertistments.

Trivia

  • He's always wanted to die.
  • His nose looks like a PINGAS.
  • He has a beautiful singing voice and often offers bypassers to sing for them about moray eels.
  • His best friend is Blue Koopa and he's often seen hanging around at his place.
  • Has teamed up with Satan Luigi a few times to destroy the world... becuase he's evil
  • He has a not harmful variaton of epilepsy as he's seen having seizures pretty often
  • Has an on-and-off relationship with Gay Luigi
  • Gains much power from chocolate milk allergies (see MPCozmo's poop, Mario's Head is Allergic to Chocolate Milk.)

Theories of origin:

There are many theories to his creation, including:

  • He is a robot made by Robotnik.
  • He is a failed attempt of genetic scientists to clone Mario.
  • Mario wandered into the TUNNEL OF-A DOOM and was captured by a monster who did some magic thing to him.