Scratch

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Scratch is a robot chicken (lol, reference) who is gay for best friends with his identical twin brother, Grounder. He is an alcoholic, a smoker and a loyal 'worker' for Robotnik. Scratch has a pair of balls on his chin. Scratch has an obsession with Robotnik's penis also. Occasionally Scratch will elicit "favors" for Robotnik for special privleges....Like sinuses he is a badass. (See: ScraBotnik)

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Drunken Scratch.

Likes

• Robotnik
• Penis(ya don't say?)
• High School Musical
• Booze
• Touching people in crowded rooms and then walking past leaving them wondering who just sexually harassed them.
• Farting at funerals
• Kidnapping children
• Wearing a fake mustache
• Stegblob
• Squidward
• Wanting Chad Warden people to willingly rape him in the ass.

Dislikes

• Himself
• Vagina (expect Hinata's)
• Grounder
• Sonic
• Paper
• Jimmy

Quotes

• "Blehhh...Try this, kid!"
• "Dr. robotnik loves my balls best!"
• "It's so cute!"
• "You forgot to pull this one!"
• "I wanna try this BOOZE"
• "You're my hero, Dr. Robotnik sir!"
• "Ha-HA Ha-HA!!!!"
• "DR. ROBOTNIIIIIIIIK!!! WE FOUND THE HEDGEHOG!!!"
• "Try Hhhhit"
• "hey there little boy i got some balls you can play with"