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Sonic the Hedgehog
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Sonic is the mascot for SEGA : an exceptionally BAD gaming corporation. He hasn't eaten a single decent sword since 10 A.D. Despite this all too true fact, SuperYoshi has stated on various occasions that Sonic is his favorite actor to work with. Sonic is also a lot cooler and eats less swords than those pussies Shadow and Silver. I hate Toast so much.
Biography
Sonic the Hedgehog was born and raised in West Philadelphia until when a couple of badniks, they were up to no good, and started making trouble in Green Hill. He got in one little fight and Amy got scared and said "You're moving with you're auntie and uncle in Scrap Brain." He whistled for a cab and when it came near, he gave it the middle finger. If anything, he could have said that this cab was Tails, so he went "THAT'S NO GOOD." He pulled up to Metropolis Zone at approximately 7 or 8 to claim his throne as the prince of the video game industry.
Filmography
Sonic The Porcupine
Sonic Sea Dee
Sonic Jew
Sonic Pee
Sonic and Anal Fisting
Sonic Ripple Shuffle
Sonic Casino
Sonic Maze Game
Sonic Strawberry Jam
Sonic Sexual Adventure
Sonic Not So Adavanced
Sonic Pocket Sexual Adventure
Sonic Rushed Game
Sonic Sexual Adventure : Jews
Sonic Elemental Heroes
Sonic and the Red Rings of Doom
Sonic and the Homosexual Rings
Sonic the Hedgehog vs Sonic the Asshole
Mario and Sonic Have Sex at the Olympics
Zuper Zmash Niggers Spawrl
Sonic Likes to do the moon
Sonic and the secret seizure
Sonic Pee and Twinkles
Sonic Fuck Me Gee
Every single SuperYoshi ,TantricNferno, Stegblob, and RetroJape video
Trivia
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- He loves tumble dryers (see video at right).
- He is a PyroManiac.(BURN BABY BURN,BURN TO THE GROUND!!!)
- He is a pervert. (yet again, see the other video)
- Has the power to go Super with the help of Super AIDS,he is only one of three which can protect getting killed by it(But useing it too much can kill him)
- He had an car accident in 1992 and his vocal chords had to be replaced. Without anything else, the doctors gave the vocal chords of a local black kid to him.
- Has a brother called Awesome Possum.
- He can play guitar. If you're lucky he'll show you his Eddie Van Hedgehog impression.
- He was actually quite cool until 1998 when he got redesigned by Yuji Uekawa (look it up) and now looks like a retard
