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User:Locodiablogato

From Chewiki Archive - YouChew: 1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas

My parties all have big names and I greet them with the widest smile
Tell them how my life is one big adventure
And always they're amazed when I show them round my house, to my bed
I had it made like a mountain range with a snow white pillow for my big fat head
And my heaven will be a big heaven and I will walk through the front door