Yoshi

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Yoshi is a green fat lizard laid and hatched by Mama Luigi as a result of a complete accident. He is known for his obsession of worms, and is also very protective of his mother, Mama Luigi. He is also known to get fat instantly upon consumption of food. He is well known for the red booties he wears on his feet.

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FAT YOSHI IS FAT

Diet

Yoshi can pretty much eat anything except himself (disproven by ADHDYoshi & Shmorky) and Mama Luigi.

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Yoshi's final rapist form

Likes

• Balls
• Mama Luigi
• Fire balls
• Caterpillars
• Eating
• Getting Fat
• To Do the ho thing
• Bed time stories
• Treats

Fears

While Yoshi may not fear food poisoning, he does fear many things.

• Running out of Food
• Water
• Fish
• Bullet Bills
• Ms. Filkins
• Being Eaten
• Diarrhea
• Ganon
• Koopa Wizards
• Football
• Froggo's even BIGGER appetite.
• Gay Luigi
• Shit

Quotes

• "Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!"
• "Ooohohoh! Yoshi love caterpillars!"
• "Yoshi no understand why princess mad... caterpillar DELICIOUS!"
• "BURRRRP!"

See Also:

• Yoshkins
• Froggoshi
• Whore Yoshi