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Josh Peck

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Josh Peck/Nichols is a Nickelodeon star and a character in the Nickelodeon show Drake & Josh, he has a step-brother named Drake. He does (amateur) magic tricks and repeats words at the end of every sentence he says to give emphasis, EMPHASIS!!

Likes

  • Oprah, OPRAH!
  • Repeating words to give emphasis, EMPHASIS!
  • The GameSphere (It's Spherical, SPHERICAL!)
  • OPRAH
  • Magic tricks
  • OPRAH
  • Video games
  • OPRAH
  • OPRAH
  • OPRAH
  • Mindy (Formerly)
  • Oh, did I forget to mention OPRAH?????????????????

Dislikes/Hates

  • MEGAN!
  • MEGAN!
  • MEGAN!
  • MEGAN!
  • Not playing video games
  • MEGAN!
  • MEGAN treating him like shit

Trivia

  • Repeats words to give emphasis, EMPHASIS!
  • Has a HUGE feti-I mean obsession for Oprah Winfrey
  • Used to star on The Amanda Show and All That
  • It's spherical! SPHERICAL!
  • Your pong is no match for his ping
  • Ran over Oprah Winfrey with a car
  • Is not addicted to video games, he is in love with them
  • Is in the process of becoming a woman
  • Loves magic tricks and is shit at doing them

Quotes

  • "HUG ME, BROTHER!!"
  • "It's spherical! SPHERICAL!"
  • "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE GRAMMY!"
  • "I don't repeat things for emphasis, EMPHASIS!"
  • "I ain't calling you a truther!"
  • "I'm not addicted to video games, I am in love with them!"
  • "She's wet."
  • "I RAN OVER OPRAH!!"
  • "Megan!"
  • "MEGAN!"
  • "I'M PRESSING IT!"
  • "Yes, princess?"
  • "I'm sorry...for my nakedness."
  • "NEVER PUT YOUR FINGER IN ME AGAIN!"
  • "Mindy, I'm in the process of becoming a woman..."
  • "Your pong is no match for my ping!"
  • "Yeah, they just opened it!"
  • "You don't just flip people!"
  • "BRIIIIIIING, IT'S FOR YOU!!"
  • "OH, LOOK AT ME, I'M DRAKE! NUTRITION? NOT FOR ME! I'M JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND EAT ME A BIG OL' BAG OF CHEESE BALLS!"
  • "Yeah, on planet CRAZYTRON!"
  • "You ain't no competition for Joshy!"
  • "You ain't no cock for Cocky!"
  • "You ain't no competition for JonTron!"
  • "WHAT UP WITH THAT!?"
  • "SWITCHING TO HANDHELD!"
  • "SHUT THE FUCK UP, CLYDE, YOU FAGGOT!!"
  • "YOU FUCKING SKINNY, BUTT-MUNCHING FAGGOT! I HATE YOU, YOU KNOW THAT? I REALLY DO, BECAUSE ALL YOU DO IS FUCKING PRANCE AROUND SCHOOL TALKING ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTY, FAIRY FATHERS!"
  • "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT YOUR FATHERS AND HOW THEIR ASSHOLES WORK, ALRIGHT!?"
  • "His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall. His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall! HIS DADDY SPLATTERED HIS BRAINS ALL OVER THE WALL! ALL OVER THE WALL!! HIS DADDY SPLATTERED HIS BRAINS ALL OVER THE WALL!! ALL OVER THE WALL!!!"