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Guysafari
Guysafari has contributed at least one article to the YouChew front page.
In brief
Guysafari is the greatest youtube pooper of all time. Even better than that one guy that made that video. Yeah. THAT GUY. You know exactly who I'm talking about. He's also famous for being really cool, amazing, and overall, a better person than whoever is reading this article right now (OH SNAP!). Now he's kinda done making videos because he's bored of it and his computer doesn't have Vegas. Tis a loss for humanity and it makes everyone sad. In fact it's why there's so much suffering in the world right now. Someone get this guy some Vegas! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! Also he detests everyone on Youchew except for a select few. The people who happen to be cool. He just says all out of convienience and because the majority of the people on the site are, in fact, not cool.
History
He was born a long time ago and didnt have internet for a while, but then one day on the marvelous site known as "De Tuub", he saw "Youtube Poop: When you Pinch TOAST, There's Mama LUIGI!!! XD" Which is still actually a hilarious video and if you havent seen it yet, you should feel sad and watch it post haste. There's even a remake of it done with Vegas that got a chuckle out of the great Safroni. In an interview he said "Ha.. that was kinda funny I guess". We are eternally grateful that he was able to grace us with his presence. Even for such a short time. We Miss you Safroni, please come back and make our lives meaningful again....... or for the first time depending if you're new.
First poop seen
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Youtube Poop: When You Pinch Toast, There's Mama Luigi
This is debatably the greatest YTP ever. I know because the guy who made it is actually pretty cool. Definitely cooler than YOUCHEW!!! WOW KAPOW KABOOM!!!!!
First poop made
youtube poop: here is the map my bambino
The best YTP ever made by anyone who went here!
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List of poops
Somebody actually put a list up of all the stuff I did?! Wow thanks man! You are one of the COOL Youchew people
Style
The fucking greatest YTPer of all time. Literally better than everyone. Especially Jintai. Safroni's the boss, man. Don't mess with Safroni man he'll just wreck you. Also, the 'S' in Style should be capitalized.
Preferred Sources
- Gameplay footage
- Super Mario World
- Nostalgia Critic
- Transformers
- Angry Nintendo Nerd
- Various sources He's the Jack of all trades and master of everything
Preferred Methods
- Stutter Loop
- Masking
- Randomnessicity
- Ear Rape
- the LOUD kind of ear rape. Kinda like putting caps lock on LIKE THIS
- Pretty much anything because, like mentioned before, I'm the jack of all trades and master of everything.
Prefered Tech
Likes
- Sony Vegas
- Retsupurae
- The fact that there wasn't a "likes" thing in the first place. Just dislikes. Way to focus on the negatives, idiots!
- Sonic CD
- Sonic Generations
- CLASSIC Sonic
- The Mother series
- Primarily things that are not Youchew
- Manic episodes are kinda fun at times too
- The fact somebody actually listed all his YTP's as of 2009. Seriously. Props to that guy. It's rare seeing cool people on Youchew. Like... 1 in a million rare.
Dislikes
- FADS
- Youchew
- Chewiki
- The fact that I was on Youchew at all.
- The SNES Yeah really what's this guy's problem?? Answer: This guy got TASTE AW SNAP!
- Adobe because those products run on the graphics card. 1/10.
- depression makes this happen -> :(
- Modern Hentai Sonic AND Modern Hentai Sonic's fans
- The majority of people that go on Youchew
Associates
- Deepercutt
- Crazythesecond
- Miss10
- omgtsn (great call on banning him, guys!)
- FlotsamX
- thejuhoker (I guess one of the requirements for being on Youchew is NOT being cool, huh?)
- people who don't go here
Influences
Fans
Other Information
- He is better than all of you. Like in every concievable way.
Trivia
- Did you know everyday guy doesn'tmake a video a child dies because it's a big world with crazy stuff going down all the time? Even if he made the video the child would probably still die, but still
- Did you know he's a fan of Pro Wrestling?
- Guess what? Chicken Butt
- In the Earthbound YTP, which was better than anything anyone from YOUCHEW made there's a subliminal messaage on Ness's text box that spells out "FUCK YOUCHEW". This is also present in that Parappa YTP he made which also happens to be one of the greatest YTP's ever made.
