Brock

This article is about the horny gym leader from Pokemon. You may have been looking for the body guard from Venture Bros..

This article is filed under Characters.

Description

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Stereotypical hentai storyline anyone?

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Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.

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BROCK EXPOSED

The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks great food. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is totally not an innuendo for his perversion.

After being "beaten" by Ash, he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and Misty to get the girl of his dreams.

Likes

• Nurse Joy (One of the two girls Brock likes to stalk)
• Officer Jenny (One of the two girls Brock likes to stalk)
• That one Pokemon Ranger (from one special episode of Pokemon)
• Just about every woman he ever meets.
• Boobs
• Sex - He claims masturbating is having sex.
  • Masturbating
• Cum
• Being a perv.
• Hentai
• Fishing Pole Mai
• SNK (For making Mai Shiranui in the first place.)
• His Vulpix

Dislikes

• Babies
• Gay Sex
• Traps

Liked by

• Ash
• Misty
• May
• Dawn

Disliked By

• The girls who he spies on, especially Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny.

Trivia

• He was horny enough to rape Ash, who had to pay him pay for something.
• He actually opened his eyes to entertain a Larvitar (pic to the right).
• Every once in a while, he cooks dinner for King Harkinian, which The King enjoys very much.
• 40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex traps, which might explain why his eyes are always shut.
• It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes.
• Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty, May, or Dawn whatsoever despite traveling with them for many, many seasons.
• Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the Food Network.
• Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be killed off mysteriously dropped from the series.
• Was once raped by Professor Ivy. Ironically enough, he did not enjoy it.
• Has been known to mistake onigiri (rice balls) for doughnuts.
• In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin.
• He's actually 15. No, really.
• Is the Pokémon version of Gourry Gabriev from "Slayers".