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AbsoluteBillion
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Name: AbsoluteBillion
Real Name: Joe
Sex: Male
Age: 18
Country: USA
Year Started: 2008
Preferred Sources: Anything I can get my hands on
Preferred Methods: Erosion, fast-paced repetition
Preferred Software: Vegas 6
YouTube Account: AbsoluteBillion
haha fuck u
Reception
Criticism
- Is very picky about what parts he uses in poops.
- Contrary to the above line, he often slides in "filler" bits just to add time.
- Considered a "Nazi" by some.
- "Please using ear rape in your videos its so annoying and not funny"
Achievements
- Popularized Blue's Clues as a poop source.
- Currently has over 2500 subscribers. (Only around 1000 actually watch my videos though)
- Has more than one million views on his videos combined.
Associates
In Real Life
- His brother, toadsalsa, who is occasionally seen on the forum, and has only made two poops, but he counts, right?
Online
Poop Tennis
| Versus | Rounds* | Started | Ended | Additional Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Trogdor7190 | 6 | 6-02-08 | 6-09-08 | (Tennis Cup - Bracket 1) Won, went onto Bracket 2 |
| The Robotic Robot | 6 | 6-17-08 | 6-28-08 | (Tennis Cup - Bracket 2) Lost |
| Rillion22 | 6 | 8-1-10 | 9-24-10 | The battle of illions, in my first Tennis match in two years. |
| TheAnnoyingWeaboo | 6 | 12-17-10 | 1-8-11 | TheObnoxiousPokfag vs. TheAnnoyingWeaboo |
| TheChutley | 6 (8) | 9-27-10 | 3-21-11 | Starring Glen Tennis (GEDDIT?) and Grum! Also, 5 completed matches! |
* - The first number indicates how many rounds were initially planned. Numbers in parentheses indicates how many rounds were actually completed, if there is any difference.
Collabs
- MrGenericMan - Oregon Trail
- Erarg - Bad Poops Made Good
- ShadowWario - Chain Poop 2 (round 22)
- Molhal - Source Roulette Collab
- Me with JakeSteel - Jake and Billion's Circlejerk-a-Thon
- Created The Blue's Clues Collab
Influences
Sleep deprivation- JakeSteel
- Terroristx123
- TheChutley
- YTPNews1
- His brother, who sometimes gives him ideas in his videos.
- Let's just say everything he has ever watched ever and that should save us loads of room.
Fans
- XBR4D3NX
- Ninja Coach Z
- AmiralMachin
- NoTAMATZ
- kingplatypus3rd
Mostly Useless Facts
- I go by the username Billion on the Youchew forum, if you're willing to bug me there and haven't realized that that AbsoluteBillion fellow is nowhere to be found.
- Contrary to popular belief I'm not sitting on Capitol Hill.
- I often suffer short, day-to-week bouts of Poopers Block or extreme laziness where I go completely braindead and can't think of anything to do with a video, but I quickly get over it usually and end up forcing myself through one way or the other.
- Though I consider myself somewhat of a perfectionist, laziness and impatience generally gets the better of me.
- My favorite videogame is Team Fortress 2. That's also the only game I play. Ever. No, I don't have any preferred class because anyone who mains one class is a cocktease who refuses to have fun with a game. This is fact, don't argue with me!
- I've recently become a
minorintermediateadvanced Pokemaniac somehow. Aside from getting back into the games I've also bought myself a plush of Cyndaquil as well as started a collection of Pokemon figurines. My favorites are Typhlosion and Xatu. What's wrong with me, you may ask? A lot of things of course. - My favorite genres of music are 70s/80s and progressive rock/metal and my favorite bands are Dream Theater, Pink Floyd, Yes and Judas Priest. However I generally like anything in the rock spectrum from 60s rock to some extreme metal. Modern rock can go die in a pit somewhere though. Other then that I'm also a fan of Jazz, New Age, and anything orchestral really.
- While we're still on the subject of music, I've become more and more of a musician within the past year or so. It's only a natural pathway for someone who spends their day editing videos. I started learning how to play the guitar around early 2009 and have started making my own music in FL Studio in my spare time. Most of the songs I've made so far suck and I know as close to zero as you can get in regards to music theory but I'm getting better!
- While still on the subject of creativity, I use Garry's Mod to make silly Gmod videos and upload them to my alt account, assuming I actually ever finish them.
