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Canada
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
O, Canada... our home and native land, eh?
Welcome to Canada, eh? Canada is basically just like America except we speak two languages (only in Quebec), our country is bigger, our alphabet doesn't rhyme, and people tend to forget about us, eh? We also make delicious maple syrup, and it's always snowing, eh?
Canadians, Eh?
- Bear Hugger
- Trailer Park Boys
- Rush (Now this is something that we aren't ashamed of, eh?)
- Terrance and Philip
- Peter Cullen
- Half of the WWE
- John Kricfalusi, the Adolf Hitler of animation
- Justin Bieber (He disgraces the fine Canadian name, eh? Now I'mma go kill someone over hockey.)
- These guys
- Also these guys.
Disliked By, Eh?
- Homer Simpson
- Americans
- Orson Welles
- Richard Nixon
- Hank Hill and not surprisingly, Mike Judge.
- Hosers
- Capcom (There's not a single Canadian in Street Fighter. Except possibly M. Bison, but that's crazy talk, ya hoser.)
Other Information, Eh?
- It's the second-largest country in the world, right next to Russia. That sure is an achievement, eh?
- Some poopers have actually come from Canada. In fact, one extremely popular poop was made in Canada.
- We've got Zellers instead of Target, and both Batman and Robin love to advertise for Zellers after stopping crimes involving extremely high prices. Not too bad of an advertisement, eh? (Ah nope Target took over Zellers lol.)
- We got Pokémon Diamond and Pearl early. Eat that, America!
- Despite being made in Canada, we don't get Ed, Edd, n' Eddy. That's special.
- They don't show The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack either. Also special.
- We find the word "war" offensive in show titles. Even more special.
- Dr. Robotnik has already conquered Canada.
- Crow T. Robot thinks that Canadian Bacon is a celebrity... Eh?
- Loli is illegal here. Sankaku Complex, eat your heart out.
- Our 21st century shows suck.
- Coach Z has a Canadian cousin named "Coach Zed".
- Has delicious trees that Americans dream about snacking on, eh?
- We hosted the 1988 & 2010 Winter Olympics, as well as the 1976 Summer Olympics. Recognition!
- They do well in hockey, even when America ended up beating them that one time.
We'll get you next time, USA. Next time!!Oh wait, we already did that...never mind. - We don't say "eh" all the time, eh?
- We are considered adults at 18 instead of 21, eh?
