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California
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
The seal of California. All it needs is a surfboard.
California is, like, a totally gnarly state in the bodacious United States of America! What, with cities like, like, San Francisco and Los Angeles, and cool places like Disneyland and the movie-making capital Hollywood, all you dudes better boogie on down to the pop-culture capital of the world, Dude!
The governor is Arnold Schwarzenegger. Excellent!!
Dudes Who Live In California
- Sonic the Hedgehog (At least in Sonic Adventure 2, dude.)
- Orson Welles (Before he died, anyway. Dude...)
- Temeku
- Super Macho Man
- Travis Touchdown
- Tetsuo9999
- Magic... MAGIC JOHNSON!!! (But that was while he was with the L.A. Lakers.)
- Craig McCracken (Whittier)
Dudes Born In California
- Bruce Lee
- Meowth
- George Lucas
- Richard Nixon
- Tiger Woods
- Leonardo DiCaprio
Other Information
- That dude from The Wizard, like, totally wants to go to "California", dude!
- It's radically hot in California.
- The history of this attitude-ical state will be given in a future edition of Twilight.
- Prinny totally ripped them off, dood.
- Dude! That dude just duded our dudeboards a few dudes ago!
- Californians do not consistently prefer communication in the '80s-reminiscent "surfer manner" you outsiders pin on them.
- They sure do own a lot of sports teams around here, dude.
- We're also multiple champions here! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Whatever you do, don't live in Santa Destroy. It's not a cool place to live in, man.
- To the late and great George Carlin, fucking yourself would become "California style"...Duuude.
