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Zacheatscrackers

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NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.


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Name: Zacheatscrackers/Zacheats/Hambone
Real Name: Zachary
Sex: Male
Country: USA

First Poop: What is two+infinity
Preferred Sources: Home Movies, Hare and Guu, Fresh Prince of Bel-air, ATHF
Preferred Methods: Rape, stuttering, Repetition, Setence Mixing/World Splicing
Preferred Software: Sony Vegas 7.0

I bet you're asking yourself

Why is Zacheatscrackers here? Why does he come to haunt you all? Why does he come to torment everyone and their mother/great aunt twice removed?

This article will answer all of your questions. Or not.


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I have quite the fascination for cute things!

I'll tell you right now

This page isn't for kids; it's for MEN.

So get out while you can, scumbags under the age of 18. Things are about to get serious.

History

I was a wee lad at the age of 7 when I first discovered the internet in 2001. I didn't know any better. I just spent much of my time playing ROMs of Nintendo games and shit. It was nice.

Then I decided to step things up a bit.

...I joined smwcentral.net. My first community.

It didn't go well.

And it didn't just stop at smwcentral. Feeling no longer accepted there, I went to other communities (starmen.net, SRB2.org, TV.com, MUGEN Infantry/Guild, and Roblox HQ) to try and make a name for myself. None of these communities accepted me. I've had a terrible history with most of these communities and I want to forget I ever joined any of them. They all sucked dick anyway.

I just wanted to be a good, contributing person to a community. I thought that day would never come... until I found Youchewpoop, the first and probably only community that will ever accept me for who I am.

I entered the pooping scene in August 17th, 2007 because I felt like it, and started making poops.

Eventually, I joined Youchew years ago after lurking since it was just youtubepoop.com, just to see if my time spent here would be any better than previous community experiences. Things didn't go any better than they did from my other community experiences. I acted no different and my lust for a new name was yet again diminished... for now.

During early '09, I left Youchewpoop (while getting myself banned at the same time) temporarily due to getting into a stupid incident with a member. After that, I pretty just gave up on forums/communities in general for months. I thought I was nothing more than a pathetic piece of shit that will never be accepted by anyone ever. I went off to do irl things for a while.

Then, after some thinking, I decided to give Youchew one more chance.

I returned on June '09 and acted differently. Surprisingly, I've done nothing to damage my reputation on the forums since then, and eventually everyone started to like me. And that's all I've wanted for years; an online community that likes me.

I've spent more than two years in this community; much longer than I've spent in any other community. I've had too many interests to name, and I still have a ton today that I don't want to bother naming. Otherwise I'd be wasting my breath. And suffocating. And turning purple.

And more.

Fitz everywhere in this bitch.

I've been a pooper since August 17th 2007, 3 whole years, and making poops is still satisfying.

Personality

I honestly try to be nice in general but sometimes I just act flat-out rude and I don't even know why. I've never wanted to intentionally make a bad name for myself and I'm glad I seem to have not done so but I still remain fearful of myself to this day.

Style

I suppose you could say I'm like JazzDanceForChildren; like him, I've been making rape poops since the beginning of my poop career, and I continue to do so to this very day. Always was my style, always will be, but I like to have variety at times.

Preferred Sources

  • Pretty much anything. I would make a list but it'd probably be like a mile long or some shit so f

Preferred Methods

Preferred Tech

Reception

I don't even know anymore.

I guess some people like me and some people don't. That's how I'd like to say it.

Drunk or sleeping? You decide. Either way she's Lei-Lei, motherfucker.

Criticism

I can be annoying at times but I never intend to.

Sometimes I'm plain oblivious.

But my biggest flaw is probably the fact that I'm self-loathing. I think negatively of myself way too much and I can't help it. I know I'm not that bad of a person but I just have this tendency to think everyone hates me and I don't even know why.

Odd stuff, man.


Zacheatscrackers personally sometimes thinks he is a mentally unstable entity that constantly pictures himself as things he is not ranging from media to real-life and therefore he should be put in some kind of clinic for the insane. Or hell just give him a fucking muzzle shit I don't care why am I giving this random image a wall of text fuck I'm retarded.

In Real Life

Online

I have alot of friends (surprisingly).

But here are the ones that I feel like listing:

There are more but I don't want to become redundant with listing them. Sorry.

Influences

All five of these guys have been a huge influence in my poop-making career, and without them I probably wouldn't have made the 200+ videos I've made in my pooping years.

Fans


etc.

Achievements

  • Popularized Home Movies pretty much.
  • Idiotska blocked him on Steam. (lol)

Other Information

MSN is zacheatscrackers@live.com. Steam is zacheatscrackers. I tend to change my name alot though. Skype is zacheatscrackers.

I've went to several communities before and utterly failed in my attempts to fit in in those communities, as aforementioned, so that's why I've stuck with Youchew for so long; it's easy to fit in here. Fuck all other communities ever made, they can suck my dick.

Seriously.

Age: 16.

Country: USA.

State: Delaware.

Trivia

  • Likes Touhou
  • Likes TF2
  • Likes cool things
  • Considers himself bi
  • Is a Steam fag
  • Is retarded
Suwako is da best :3

Likes

  • Being stupid
  • Being kawaii (*name*-kun~ uguu etc.)
  • Cursing
  • Farting
  • Eating
  • Playing FPSes 24/7
  • Masturbating (you saw this coming)
  • Ripping off other users because tool
  • Talking in his headset mic
  • Watching pornography
  • generic humorous trait goes here
  • fucking
  • damn
  • this
  • list
  • sucks
  • other things okay

Dislikes

  • People who whine all the time
  • When TF2 doesn't work for him in some way shape or form
  • Making accidental typos/grammatical errors (without Firefox's spell checker I'm fucking nothing seriously)
  • People who constantly message him about some stupid shit (makes him wish he didn't let so many people converse with him at times)
  • boring things
  • stupid things
  • gay niggas
  • a


i dont even know why im posting this on my article probably just to make it less bland idk aaaa

Links

Both of his accounts on Youchews' forums can be found easily.

He has closed his main account multiple times so there is not much to look for in there. If you want a better dip at my pooping abilities check out my alt since my main account mostly has filler/stupid shit on it so I doubt it would be worth your time to give it a look but what the hell do I know I'm just rambling right now stgfuuii656ik6556;

Current Status

Hardly makes poops anymore, but still active on the forums.

Making poops: From August 17th 2007-current.

On Youchew: From January 04th 2008 (Nov 12th 2007 if you count the account called "zach033094" he made on Vanilla but never used it due to anxiety)-current





suk diks erryday

God damn I am so generic please just kill me already


One more for good measure
Watch as Huey stares at you. For no reason.
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