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The Food Loving King
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This king can dance the jig!
The Food-Loving King is the unnamed ruler of an unnamed kingdom from the PC game Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess. He spends most of the time singing songs about loving to eat food that have weird guitar solos. For this one song his eyes become unusually large as well.
He looks to be a relative of either Duke Onkled or King Harkinian.
Things The Food Loving King Has Eaten
- Pizza
- Fries
- Chicken in a basket.
- Hamburgers
- Salami
- Barbecue Sauce
- Turkey
- Sweet Corn
- Ham
- Shit (Especially if it's in a basket.)
- People (Hinted at in one verse of the song.)
- Colored Ribbons
- Pussy
- The entire fridge.
Trivia
- Can eat entire things that shouldn't even be finished in one bite as one whole bite with a fork.
- Once chase Real Mario and Real Luigi because he was hungry for them. He ended up eating Real Mario only.
Quotes
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The Food Loving King Oh damn, the queen is a cunt!
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The Food Loving King Pastrami with ham, a glutton I am.
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The Food Loving King I love my food. All of my food!
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The Food Loving King Shit in a basket!
