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Zacheatscrackers

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Name: Zacheatscrackers/Zacheats/Hambone
Real Name: Zachary
Sex: Male
Country: USA

First Poop: What is two+infinity
Preferred Sources: Home Movies, Hare and Guu, Fresh Prince of Bel-air, ATHF
Preferred Methods: Rape, stuttering, Repetition, Setence Mixing/World Splicing
Preferred Software: Sony Vegas 7.0

The world premiere of Shitty Article 3000: Zacheatscrackers Edition


Warning: the following article might confuse/shock/disappoint you. And make you extract bodily fluids from your oral cavities. And other violent/sickish/surreal things.


leave

leave fool you are not welcome!

i do not care if you clicked that link to my chewiki page i command that you leave me now or else i will molest you with a rake

now

faggot

fine w/e idc look around see if there's anything interesting on this barren waste land of a page

i can deal with your torture!

‎

I like cute things okay

I'll tell you right now

I suck at organizing articles and shit in general okay so if you feel some things are disorganized blame me for I am permanently dumb as shit and uneducated

/end bad self-esteem now can we please get on with the fucking article already zach please thank you

History

I have had a terrible history with most other communities I've joined. (sans Roblox HQ. I never played the game but I just joined the forums just to see what they were like. Boy was that a terrible mistake)

So I decided to join Youchew years ago after lurking since it was just youtubepoop.com, just to see if my time spent here would be any better than previous community experiences. My first year and a half was really bumpy, but since June '09, things have been going well. I prefer just to forget my awful memories of early '08-early '09 and enjoy myself currently.

I've spent more than two years in this community; much longer than I've spent in any other community.

Personality

Generally nice.

At times though I can be a prick. I never intend to, however. I usually try to maintain being happy but I'm quite easily depressed and fairly sensitive compared to other members.

Style

I suppose you could say he's like JazzDanceForChildren; like him, he's been making rape poops since the beginning of his poop career, and continues to do so.

Preferred Sources

  • Pretty much anything. I would make a list but it'd probably be like a mile long or some shit so f

Preferred Methods

Preferred Tech

Reception

To put it simple, he wasn't very liked before but now he is.

He tries not to get himself into trouble but sometimes he just brings things upon himself that are unavoidable.

Criticism

Zacheatscrackers is known to have several flaws:

  • Most of the time he's too lazy to hold a personal project for a long period of time.
  • Tends to be naive.
  • Sometimes can't argue very well.
  • Can be annoying alot of the time. He doesn't intend to annoy anyone, of course.
  • Beats himself up all the time due to low self-esteem.


Zacheatscrackers personally sometimes thinks he is a mentally unstable entity that constantly pictures himself as things he is not ranging from media to real-life and therefore he should be put in some kind of clinic for the insane. Or hell just give him a fucking muzzle shit I don't care why am I giving this random image a wall of text fuck I'm retarded

In Real Life

Online

I have alot of friends (surprisingly).

But here are the ones that I feel like listing:

There are more but I don't want to become redundant with listing them so f

Influences

Fans


etc.

Achievements

  • Popularized Home Movies pretty much.
  • Idiotska blocked him on Steam. (lol)

Other Information

MSN is zacheatscrackers@live.com. Steam is zacheatscrackers. I tend to change my name alot though. Skype is zacheatscrackers.

As stated in the History section, I am currently a member of RobloxHQ. Zachkun is the alias I use. I come on every now and then, mostly for cool things people such as Articuno X, Sir Gordileny/MrPorkyBoi and Milez show me, albeit not often.

Age: 16.

Country: USA.

State: Delaware.

Trivia

  • Likes Touhou
  • Likes TF2
  • Likes cool things
  • Is stupid
  • Considers himself bi
  • Is a Steam fag
  • Uses the term "idk" alot, along with other abbreviations like "ty" and "np"
  • Is a little self-absorbed
Suwako is da best :3

Likes

  • Far too many people in the community
  • Being stupid
  • Being kawaii (*name*-kun~ uguu etc.)
  • Cursing
  • Farting
  • Eating
  • Playing FPSes 24/7
  • Masturbating (you saw this coming)
  • Ripping off other users because tool
  • Talking in his headset mic
  • Watching pornography
  • generic humorous trait goes here
  • fucking
  • damn
  • this
  • list
  • sucks
  • other things okay

Dislikes

  • People who whine all the time
  • When TF2 doesn't work for him in some way shape or form
  • Making accidental typos/grammatical errors (without Firefox's spell checker I'm fucking nothing seriously)
  • People who constantly message him about some stupid shit (makes him wish he didn't let so many people converse with him at times)
  • boring things
  • stupid things
  • gay niggas
  • a


i dont even know why im posting this on my article probably just to make it less bland idk aaaa

Links

Both of his accounts on Youchews' forums can be found easily.

He has closed his main account multiple times so there is not much to look for in there. If you want a better dip at my pooping abilities check out my alt since my main account mostly has filler/stupid shit on it so I doubt it would be worth your time to give it a look but what the hell do I know I'm just rambling right now stgfuuii656ik6556;

Current Status

Hardly makes poops anymore, but still active on the forums.

Making poops: From August 17th 2007-current.

On Youchew: From January 04th 2008 (Nov 12th 2007 if you count the account called "zach033094" he made on Vanilla but never used it due to anxiety)-current





suk diks erryday

God damn I am so generic please just kill me already


one more for good measure
Okay fine here's a nigga end of my shitty article you may go back to your business now
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