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Minnesota
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Minnesota is the 12th largest state in the USA, and home to 10,000 lakes formed by glaciers (Actually 11,842, but 10,000 sounds a lot more catchy dun-chya-no?)
Poopers From Minnesota
Famous People From Minnesota
- William O. Douglass (Longest serving Supreme Court Justice.)
- Judy Garland (Actress who played Dorothy in The Wizard Of Oz.)
- John Madden (The Football Man.)
- DeWitt Wallace (Founder Of Reader's Digest.)
- Linkara (Comic Book Reviewer)
- Winona Ryder (Actress who played Lydia in Beetlejuice and Spock's mom in the recent Star Trek movie.)
- Charles Schulz (Creator of the Peanuts Comic.)
- Jesse Ventura (Wrestler and Governor.)
- Prince (Singer.)
Trivia
- Minnesota is Dakota for "Sky-Tinted Water".
- Is famous for the hawt deesh, a casserole where one is not sure of the ingredients, but goes wid pop and dat Vikings game dun-chya-no?
- Mayo Clinic, one of the best hospitals in the world, is located in Minnesota.
- Minnesota used to trade fur.
- There are still farms in the Twin Cities.
- In the winter it gets very cold, and very hot in the summer, but you get yousta it.
- Ash Ketchum insists that Vikings live in Minnesota.
- The Nostalgia Critic insisted on apologizing to all Minnesotans for Ash's retardation about Vikings.
- Our lingo is a result of years of blended bad English from over 43 different countries, innerestin' idn't it?
- Minnesota is home to the United States' largest mall in area, which is, surprisingly, not the largest in shopping space, due to the large area occupied by amusement parks, who dint like dat Camp Snoopy before Nickelodeon took over eh?
