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Bowser
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A giant turtle like creature that is found in Mario games. He has an obbsession with ruining picnics and Gay Luigi.
Recently, Bowser gave Mario Aids, but throughout recent interviews, Bowser has hinted that the incident was intentional.
Legal Issues
Bowser was charged with rape/attempted rape of:
- The Hairspray Queen
- Zelda
- You
- Jason Everman
- Stegblob*
- The Princess
- Mario
- Luigi in all forms except Mama Luigi
- Haruhi
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- Beeswax
- Sora
- Other Unknown Victims
* Stegblob performed a counter rape on Bowser."We have been informed that this information is false.Stegblob has been missing for the past 78 weeks."
