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Solid Snake

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Does Solid Snake really need to be explained?

His realationship with Otacon

Solid Snake is so obviously gay with Otacon.

Quotes

  • You know him?
  • METAL GEAR!!
  • By...farting. Are you kidding me?!
  • Damn!
  • How deep does it go?
  • Mei Ling! Samus took her clothes off!
  • How about we capture one so we could see what they taste like!
  • Are You Kidding Me!?
  • It must be a female.
  • Colonel, It's Me! I'm Fighting Myself!
  • Raiden!
  • Damn Kid.
  • Look at the size of that penis! I couldn't even lift that thing! And he's swinging it around like it's nothing!
  • I FEEL ASLEEP!

Trivia

  • He was ranked 5th place in Screwattack's top ten collest video game characters in video game history.
  • He was ahead of Guile, Megaman, the King of Katamari Damacy, Earthworm Jim, and Ryu Hayabusa, yet he was defeated by Lara Croft, Dante from Devil May Cry, Cloud Strife (Which I think is WRONG!!!!!!!), and Duke Nukem.
  • His name is not permanent; when in a liquid form he is Liquid Snake, and can also be Gaseous Snake or Solidus Snake, which is sometimes a rare fusion between Solid Snake and Liquid Snake. Some witnesses have reported seeing a Plasma Snake and Condensate Snake, as well, but these last two are very rare.
  • When he's naked, he suddenly transforms into the almighty Naked Snake.
  • Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!